Hugo de Thermidor

@11BR1b @wylfcen Did you forget to mention that you were with the axis?

@wylfcen I used to tell people I'm a regular guy from 1945 returning from the war...

“You’re far right” I’m just a regular person from the 600s

@alob_e @s4m31p4n Rene Descartes?

@serotoninbender @SolomonWycliffe @funeraleggsalad Banana Montana thursdays 8 pm on Disney channel

@HugoMarat @SolomonWycliffe @funeraleggsalad Being able to get a banana in Montana any time you want it pretty insane too tho

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

@SolomonWycliffe @serotoninbender @funeraleggsalad Perhaps I misread your intention, I’m so used to their being a distinctly negative sense to the word “consumerism,” almost synonymous with “excess” It is weird and I think a lot of people don’t appreciate how weird and new it all is.

@HugoMarat @serotoninbender @funeraleggsalad capital/trade itself isnt objectively good or bad and neither is consumerism. it's just hella weird that we're doing it at all is all i mean, right? like we're all part of this ongoing engine for some reason. but getting a banana in january in ohio is good 4 dopamine 4 sure.

@SolomonWycliffe @funeraleggsalad “Consumerism” and it’s literally the international trade of produce

@funeraleggsalad sometimes when i go to a major grocery chain or big box store i get this sort of existential whiplash where i think about how insane consumerism is. like, all of this shit coming from various parts of the world in an endless parade of production and supply and demand

@Snake_With_Feet @_glorianas Napoleon seized power by force in the 18 Brumaire coup but true about Hitler. It doesn’t support my joke though so…

@HugoMarat @_glorianas Caesar and Napoleon were both elected, as was Hitler of course. It’s standard “villain” procedure.

@Snake_With_Feet @_glorianas Thesis: I want to rule with absolute power Antithesis: this is a democracy with established norms Synthesis: I’ll get elected so I can rule with absolute power Has Trump completed German Idealism?

@_glorianas the atlantic fails to understand that a dictator who has read hegel will be even worse than before

@fcmadvisor @xAlexTHFC Diaz said yes tbf, he just picked Liverpool when they came in for him too

@xAlexTHFC Diaz rejected us, Kvara would have done the same. Atleast we should have signed Dembele, who was a fan of our team, to play alongside Kane when he was with us. Levy fumbled everything!

Mourinho wanted Kvaratskhelia at Tottenham

@1RandomThings_1 @prep_propaganda You have it completely reversed

More parties should be black tie dress code

@100YearsAgoLive It’s not his fault. He confused the child for Karl Popper

Austrian philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein hits an 11-year-old pupil, Josef Haidbauer, in the head, causing him to collapse. Wittgenstein carries the boy to the headmaster’s office, then quickly leaves the school, but he runs into another parent, Herr Piribauer, whose daughter Wittgenstein has previously beaten. Piribauer vows to have Wittgenstein arrested, but Wittgenstein quickly skips town.

@GondorWizard @nassaujuan It’s like a prawn on the Barbie but for your feet

@nassaujuan What's a flip flop? From a Google search, I think you mean thongs

why do college students like walking around in flip flops that stuff is icky

@AdsoOfBelk The cultural decline amongst the most cultured must be studied

Booktok-er in very measured solemn tones talking about how reading the graphic novel version of a book typically assigned to eighth graders changed their life

@datingbyblaine @Seanfrank Maybe if they’re a millennial burger shop owner

@Seanfrank Good list. I’ve often recommended Rag & Bone bc even men with negative fashion sense have difficulty screwing up there, and it’s accessible financially (~2.5 on your list)

Easy Mens Basics: $- Uniqlo. True Classic. Kirkland. $$- Buck Mason. Huckberry. Cuts. $$$- James Perse. Upper end Ralph Lauren. Theory. $$$$- Brunello Cucinelli. Tom Ford. --- At tier 1, you get a shirt that will look good for a great price. BUT be warned, so much junk at this pricepoint, stay to tried and true brands, Tier 2 is the sweet spot. You get good pieces at reasonable prices. For under $300 you can have a full outfit that looks timeless. Tier 3 is the upper end of acceptable. $80 cotton tee shirts all the way to $200. You are paying for design, Italy/USA factor or fabric. It could be $1000-$2000 per outfit. Tier 4 is actual luxury. $500 floor for t shirts. You are 100% paying for labels. But everything here will be Italian fabrics and factories. An outfit is easily $5,000-$10,000. Where billionaires have their assistants shop. --- There are hundreds of brands not on this list. Everlane used to dominate tier 2, so did gap. Taylor stich, J crew, todd snyder, rhone, etc could all be swapped in depending on your style. Try a bunch of these brands. Go to any high end mall. They will all be next to each other.

@CFCDaily There’s something kind of touching about Spurs and Chelsea fans trying to compete with each other over how shite we both are at the moment

My fear is Tottenham staying up by winning at Stamford Bridge

Incel Modernists: Ezra Poundless Virgin Woolf (A Room of One’s Own) T.S. Eliot Rodger James Joyce

@odious_influx @DagoSupremacy Nobody has ever accused them of that before

@DagoSupremacy The Irish are an honest people.

Walking through the store the wife asks why sunscreen is never locked up.

@_C_hai_tanya_ @snjeriwambugu Comparing him to a pedo, you mean

@snjeriwambugu Bruh comparing her to a pedo

It’s actually Woody Allen sadly

@morallawwithin @kantbulldog Philosophers of science/mathematics must be eliminated. We don’t do that here

People play up the analytic vs continental divide to distract us from the real war: humanities philosophy vs. STEM philosophy

@PolitlcsUK The dog looks healthy, the vetting seems fine

🚨 PICTURED: Peter Mandelson out walking his dog this morning as Keir Starmer faces calls to resign over his vetting