Johnny Storm

@BouncingFury Hello, I am a person in distress.

In distress? Call 1-800-WARRIORS!

THATS MY GUY @HumanTorchF4

Why’s twitter giving me a laundry list of all the porn Hulk’s been faving?

... @LadyArachnid will find you, and she WILL make you babysit.

Villains, criminals and the daily douchebag... Blow out the bridge, set the building on fire, open the gateway to hell for all I care, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANY OF YOU WAKE UP THIS BABY-!!

@JakeBamf I wouldn’t say “experts”, but, uhh... something like that, I guess? Sometimes... Kinda..? {sips his coffee uncomfortably} ... Have I mentioned that I’m the King of the Negative Zone?

@JakeBamf Mr. Storm was my dad, please.

@JakeBamf 2017, why? You got a DeLorean to catch, Marty McFly?

@JakeBamf Okay, most genius sisters are, but... You’re not helping me here, kid. Help me to help you. You need to call your mom?

@JakeBamf {Johnny squinted tiredly at the teen} ... You need a plane ticket?

@JakeBamf Yes, that’s a baby. Your parents give you the talk yet? {he closes his eyes and sighs, realizing his own snippiness} Sorry, kid. My tank’s running on low here. Want me to call you an über?

@JakeBamf Don’t-! {he breathes, keeping his voice low} It’s fine. Mutant powers. I get it. Just... don’t wake the baby.

That’s....Mr. Storm. In a bathrobe. And boxers. Just boxers. Oh my god.

@JakeBamf {is standing around in boxers and an open robe with a baby in one arm and coffee in the next, drinking it from a mug that read ‘Best Mom’} ...

Anyone want to update me with the latest bullshit?

I wonder if Babies R’ Us sells nonflammable baby slings?

@LadyArachnid {groans incoherently into the bedsheets, still fast asleep and unmoving}

This small thing that exited my body has been crying all night. How do I stop it? @HumanTorchF4 it's your turn!

@SueRichardsF4 {He's blushing with excitement, despite how much he's trying to contain it} It would seem so!