Andrew Humphrey

@TfL Hi @TfL is there really no information about the reopening of the A40 Westway westbound? Almost three weeks and no timeframe or updates on one of London's busiest roads is frustrating.

@TfL I know you don't have updates on when the A40 Westway westbound will reopen after the bus fire, but honestly the diversions are a complete nightmare. Could the opposite side that is still open not be shared by east and west traffic if it's going to last beyond this weekend?

@GazzettaFerrari @Auto_Racer_it Looks like he wants Ron Dennis in charge, is it just me or is Vasseur beginning to resemble Lewis’s first boss?!!

🚨 | Following Vasseur’s contract extension, Lewis Hamilton wants certain changes in the technical and human management team, particularly those overseeing the car’s operations on track. 📰 @Auto_Racer_it

Difference between a Golden Retriever and a German Shepherd 😂😂

@AdamRichman 50 shades of shite

Like Shite for Chocolate

This needs to be incorporated into our match day ritual. Absolutely incredible when everyone started singing it.

Entertaining F1 race, made all the more enjoyable by the wry and wise commentary by @HillF1 Just what the sport needs to boost UK fans, well, and maybe being able to watch the races without taking on a second mortgage. #F1

UPDATE: He did, in fact, stop.

Application of placebo in business | Rory Sutherland youtube.com/shorts/M8NDFvK… via @YouTube

A unique collab! @Sarah_Montague and I decided to record one of our regular chats about a burning issue of the day.. youtu.be/vV7vq07uiRc?si…

Just leaving this here for all the reds crying about Tarkowski #LIVEVE

Can't have it both ways

@faisalislam It is amazing that the leader of the richest nation on Earth has managed to convince himself/his supporters that it’s them that have been taken advantage of for a century!

THREAD: The so-called “reciprocal” tariff doesn’t reflect the tariffs charged elsewhere directly but essentially the size of a country’s trade surplus, which has been used as a proxy. The equation essentially is aimed at levying a fee that would get this surplus to zero.

The same Liverpool fans complaining about Tarkowski’s challenge are the same ones who thought this wasn’t a red too… Make it make sense. 🫣

🤯Is this one of the greatest April Fools of all time?

Of course it was a pen Howard - not that your guys noticed the incident. At least you’ve admitted that. The ball was dropping to Young. He’s going to get a shot off. Because he went down he gets penalised? Madness. De Ligt committed the offence. It was a pen. Stop covering up.

⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️

Thread on what famous architectural landmarks would look like if they were restored or completed using drones 🧵 1. Whitby Abbey, England

@footballfights Yeah wouldn’t happen in the premier league… images.app.goo.gl/2EEpxGgvhqgVQX…

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