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Alliance Girls High School Principal, Margaret Njeru to face disciplinary action after implementing unauthorised fee hike from the approved Sh53,558 to a staggering Sh120,179; Education Ministry recommends TSC to initiate proceedings

@mosestheemusa @Bossyator With good quality grill inside, no fear even when open.

@Bossyator Hapa before ufunge safari unazunguka nyumba mara Saba kumake sure dirisha zote umefunga😂

Natural lighting won't be a problem. Normalise building like this!

@Arsenal HARAM FOOTBALL INCOMING.....

🔵 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 🔘 🆚 Atletico de Madrid 🕗 8pm (UK) 🏆 Champions League 🏟️ Estadio Metropolitano

@celestialBlackx @Ndi_Igbo_na_ego @NurseLekan Goals that Assnol are allergic to? Can't score against Sporting but threaten bigger teams with scoring...funny fanbase indeed.

@Ndi_Igbo_na_ego @NurseLekan 😂worry about going to a final? against teams that concede goals for fun?

“They have a shitty defense” Liverpool didn’t get a shot on target in the first leg, didn’t score on both legs Okay.

@tobyasky @biblical1011 Southampton attacked assnol and won. PSG is way above Southampton.

@biblical1011 They’ll attack Arsenal, those London fuckers will sit back

Tactically, Arsenal are favorites to win this champions league. This game we watched tonight is pure entertainment for the neutrals. End to End. Full attacking game. Problem is that Arsenal won’t attack like this, maybe Man City or Klopp’s Liverpool would, not Arsenal. Arsenal will defend and then score a corner in the 90th. UCL back in London.

@tobyasky Uses Man City as an example and the fool forgets Man City flogged Assnol twice in 2026 alone...😂😂

@ApexHodde @piersmorgan Couldnt attack Southampton or Man City and you are here yapping like parrots....

@piersmorgan Arsenal just got a booster. Both PSG and Bayern are clearly penetrable. We need to only attack Bayern like crazy at the finals while maintaining our tight defence.

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@EtalePhilip Haram Football merchants hate goals....Anti-Football witches pray for corners!

A football match should never have this kind of hockey result… it’s one too many goals bwana.

@WehliyeMohamed English sides have likes of Arteta with his Dark Arts Football aka Haram Football. Score a fluke Corner goal, defend for 95 mins.

These 2 sides are very fit and can play high tempo football for 120 minutes. Reason is because they win their respective leagues by March & they focus on Europe. English sides play in a tougher league. Not underscoring the quality of the players in both sides! World class players

This game of football 🤯🍿

@_Okwale @bungomaduke How? Foundation alone of a permanent house will give you a habitable semipermanent house. Cost of lintel will be enough for roofing semipermanent.

@bungomaduke Semi permanent is expensive than brick walled, izo za home bg

Kama huna pesa ya kujenga just go for a cheaper option. Semipermanent houses are affordable and durable. Kama hii sasa. After plastering itakua sawa kabisa. Don't go for expensive loans in the name of Kujenga. Go for what you can afford.

@IanKODHIAMBO @bungomaduke The difference between a permanent house and a semi-permanent house of the same size to a habitable state is over 1 million. Add finishings, it can climb to 1.5million plus.

@bungomaduke Man if you can afford metalic window/doors and that type of roofing and plastering. Si uvumilie tu usave kidogo you build a permanent house?

@MaithyaVilivu Kamiti road, 16:02hrs.

The clouds could not hold any more...

🗣Patrice Evra: “Back then, if you beat Arsenal, you were beating your kids. “If you beat City, you were beating the noisy neighbor. If you beat Liverpool, you were beating the enemy. “If you beat Chelsea, it meant you were going to win the league. They’re the team most similar to us. That’s why I have so much respect for Chelsea.”

1:59:30. Humanity just got faster. Powered by Adizero. #YouGotThis

Couldn't catch him! 🔥 Congratulations to Sabastian Sawe on his fastest marathon (male) at 1:59:30. He also beats Eliud Kipchoge’s fastest marathon distance #londonmarathon @LondonMarathon

BREAKING: Sabastian Sawe has broken the marathon world record as he wins the London Marathon 🚨 He becomes the first person to run under two hours in a race.

@MusaliaMudavadi Your son should UNFAT.

Today, my heart is overflowing with gratitude and joy as I witnessed my son, Michael Lulu Mudavadi, unite in marriage with Ann Nixxie Nyaguthii Miitii. As a father, few moments compare to seeing your child step into a new season of life grounded in love, maturity, commitment, and purpose. This day was not only a celebration of two remarkable souls becoming one, but also the beautiful coming together of two families connected by love, respect, faith, and shared values. Michael and Ann, as you begin this journey together, I pray that your marriage will always be anchored in faith, strengthened by patience, guided by wisdom, and filled with lasting happiness. May your home be built on peace, laughter, understanding, loyalty, and unconditional love through every season of life. Mama Tessie and I, together with our entire family, sincerely thank our friends, distinguished guests, and all those who joined us to celebrate this special occasion. Your presence, warm wishes, prayers, and fellowship made the day even more meaningful and unforgettable. To Michael and Ann, may this mark the beginning of a beautiful lifetime together, hand in hand, heart to heart. Congratulations once again, and may God richly bless your union.

@Arsenal DARK ARTS FOOTBALL CLUB. ANTI-FOOTBALL MERCHANTS!

WE KEEP PUSHING.

@JurrienTimber Arsenal 1 : 3 Newcastle.

John 15:4