Calm Like a Bomb 💣

@MaryJ_MAGA @KyleClark That's how I describe republicans too! Neat!

Clarification: The Colorado Democrat Communist Central Committee will meet to reprimand the man who decided to free a gold star patriotic woman who was doing her job, and who stood up to the soulless government monsters (see SOS), rather than eliminating fraud and corruption in their party and incarcerating rapists, pedophiles and murderers.

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party's State Central Committee (400-600 members) will vote Wednesday night on a measure to reprimand Gov Jared Polis and ban him from speaking at party events after giving clemency to Tina Peters

@bv9122 @CrnchyMama @KyleClark @cprwarner Right. Liberal peers in the most Republican county in Colorado with a Republican prosecutor. Keep eating up those lies

She was convicted by a jury of "liberal" peers...falsely. You all just don't want it to be true, that your party, those politicians you adore, your team, would ever even think about doing something so illegal and dastardly. They have you fooled...I was like you liberals once until I stopped watching MSM and ventured off into other sources. Each to their own. I reiteratre. She uncovered massive fraud that implicates our entire system of voting. Soon, you will be eating crow.

NEW: 300+ Colorado Dems including elected officials, candidates, and organizers have signed a formal complaint asking the Colorado Democratic Party to censure Gov Jared Polis and block him from speaking at party events after he gave clemency to Tina Peters (first by @cprwarner)

@bv9122 @KyleClark @cprwarner Except she didn't. She never provided a shred of evidence that she did in her defense. Why do you think that is?

@KyleClark @cprwarner Has the thought ever crossed your mind that Ms. Peters uncovered massive fraud? You can't be this ignorant...

@SportsGrid @JoeRaineri Like we didn't know who it was going to be

Shams Charania “ruined” the MVP announcement? 🤨 - @JoeRaineri Please. The NBA sat on the results for weeks to build a TV moment with Amazon Prime. Shams did his job as an insider. If anyone deserves blame, it’s the league office for letting the news leak

@laurenboebert I think it's obvious that nobody knows what the fuck is happening anymore.

Yes, I saw the President’s post. No, I’m not mad or offended. I knew the risks when I agreed to stand by my friend Thomas Massie. I was, and will be, America First, America Always, and MAGA. Onward 🇺🇸

@kodythewxguy Lol, calling people a twat in a weather forecast is why I come back for this content

Listen, I just know that some guy named Mike Roddick is gonna get caught driving in hail tomorrow, so when that happens, don’t stop your dually ass Dodge dually in the middle of the road and block traffic mmkay? Going from 60 to 0 isn’t going to make the hail hurt your truck any less. Then there’s Professor Dingus McThundercheeks who thinks that parking under overpasses is fine even if it inconveniences everyone they’re blocking behind them. Not to mention storm chaser Chadley Fartwhistle who treats speed limits and stop signs like suggestions. If you come into my state and you are storm chasing, you will obey the rules of the road, and you will respect people’s property, because if I find out you don’t, and I will find out…… I will drag your ass through the mud and I will enjoy every second of it 😬💅 Last thing, to Princess McDoesntUnderStandPercentages, not everyone is going to see a thunderstorm tomorrow mmkay? That doesn’t mean the forecast was wrong you twat. I don’t need to be dealing with a bunch of cumulodumbasses while I’m working tomorrow or Sunday. For the rest of you, carry on. You are loved. 🥰 Kthxbye

@GovofCO my wife deserves it so much more than Tina Peters

@pitski2 @KyleClark

@KyleClark VOTE HIM OUT!!! Disgusting. Definitely NOT a DEMOCRAT! How much money is he making from this transaction???

NEW: Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D) is commuting the sentence of Tina Peters, making her parole eligible next month.

@netflix I've never heard of Kehlani training. Is that a new style?

Kehlani training with MMA legend Ronda Rousey 😱

@netflix Why? So we can watch them pretend to fight? Pass

Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano Saturday, May 16 9 PM ET | 6 PM PT Live on Netflix #RouseyCarano

.@netflix wtf? I signed up two days ago on my account that I had been using for years but turned it off for a few months. I paid and watched TV for two days. Tonight it says my tvs are not in my household. Where else would they be?

@Freedom_4Evr @Watthehecky @DENAirport If you hate it so much why don't you fucking leave?

@Watthehecky @DENAirport It’s Denver…After living here for 26 years, and watching the degradation of this state, especially Denver, and watching local news every morning for the last 15 years…I didn’t even blink when I watched this on local news this morning. The person jumped the fence…

Statement from DEN on incident tonight: Frontier Flight 4345 reported striking a pedestrian during takeoff at DEN at approximately 11:19 p.m. on Friday, May 8, 2026. There was a brief engine fire that was promptly extinguished by the Denver Fire Dept. (1/2)

@cighawk @BeckIsKing Part of rebuilding is trading assets for more pieces. It would be a mistake to not at least consider trade offers for all players on the team

@BeckIsKing We are not trading him. Please stop

I will be quite sad when the Rockies trade him later this year. He has been fun to watch this year

.@Carvana I noticed there is no information regarding engine or transmission problems on stock #2004677602

@RobertTreta @KyleClark That's cool. Sorry for your loss.

@HungerInside303 @KyleClark Not ! going .,:; to matter ‘“””

Not a bold or unlikely prediction, my guy

@RobertTreta @KyleClark Your use of punctuation is... Abnormal

You need to realize something . I stop at nothing from getting my city back from elitism. I’m talking Bennet , the looper and Johnston here . I’m tired Kyle . I’m tired of it all . I am . Nobody from the current regime can stay . Nobody . Including you . I’ve been very patient for many years . I’m not going to have my city go down like this . No . I’m not . You’ve assisted them . They have failed us . You have failed us . Denver is ready for a reset . Yes . I will beg the richest person in the world to assist in showing you and your cronies the door . Don’t fight me . It would not be a wise choice to do so . @elonmusk Anybody that knows me knows that I always get what is needed and what I want . Ask Salzman . Your days are numbered my friend . You ambushed me in an interview. You did . It doesn’t sit well with me . I tried playing nice with you . I did . Now I’m not going to play so nice .

@Honey_7776 @Hero_OfThe_Day If you track it can you not also enhance based on the data?

@Hero_OfThe_Day @lovebb2362 @MichaelOnSports It’s to track not enhance you retard

VIDEO: Shai back at work, practicing his flops and twitching his hips in his favorite bra. 💅💅 (Via @MichaelOnSports)

@Rockies @BDoyle_9 what's fourth wing?

Just getting ready for Fourth Wing Night tomorrow (5/2)...

@9NEWS I've been bracing so hard for this, all I got was a cramp in my leg. Now I need to hydrate.

Denver braces for its largest rainfall in 7 months, while mountain areas expect over 6 inches of snow. 9news.com/article/weathe…

@42o_matt @9NEWS Then don't fucking watch it stupid. Go get your news from somewhere else and stay crying on the Internet. Fucksake

@9NEWS lol i turn on 9news to see the weather and its flooded with woke ideology, and a traffic girl with a speech impediment and DEI hires. smfh 🤡's

Much-needed rain and snow is on the way! Here's the latest forecast -> 9news.com/article/weathe…