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Not many people know this but I’m actually the NBA intern in charge of +/- stats but nobody ever told me how it works so I just assign random numbers to random players every game

@muheediva01 I have a dog, so I think I get a seat at the table

Unpopular opinion: if you don’t have kids, stay out of parenting debates.

@fearTHEbeard927 @Mappy6984 Graphic design is his passion

@Mappy6984 This might be the worst tshirt I’ve ever seen

Dudes like 7 ft tall

@RezaC1 @NYC_DOT Name a metric

THE NYC DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION OF ALTERNATIVES MUST BE PLACED UNDER FEDERAL RECEIVERSHIP Last month alone, two people are dead as a result of this agency's negligence. This is an agency that's been captured by ideologues and anti-mobility fetishists. According to the limited metrics provided, nearly every aspect of this agency's service delivery has degraded. This is not a joke.

Bye Bye Bikes!   We’re removing bike racks to make room for more car parking. Why use so much curb space exclusively for storing property?     Learn more: nyc.gov/ByeByeBikes

@samisumani @AdamSchefter This guy knows ball

@AdamSchefter ince both the Patriots and the Seahawks are currently in rebuilding phases, a matchup between them in the Super Bowl is statistically one of the least likely outcomes. If it actually happens, your sister might have the most legendary sports betting intuition of all time.

Patriots fullback Jack Westover — who played for the University of Washington and has Bellevue, Washington, roots — told KJR 93.3 FM that in training camp his sister bet $5 on a Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl ... and the payout was $18,000. This and more….⬇️

@nicksortor This rules actually

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now pouring BUCKETS OF WATER right outside the driveway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL when they’re attempting to make arrests This is DISGUSTING. These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much.

@_D00lan The Gary Bears!

NORTHWEST INDIANA!?!?

Handing out cigs at mile 12 #NYCMarathon

Chauncey Billups? More like CHANCEY Billups!

Everybody at the party is talking about which parade they’d boycott if they were mayor

@bonejangles3 They missed 2018 too lol

the espn announcers keep fangirling about every time the yankees beat the sox and then turn around and go completely dead when they have to mention the ‘04 sox lol

Tfw the hex be hittin

RIP GAWKER

@CLAUDIAPOSTING Hell yah what a silly place

@Hurowittty this literally just happened to me with my new friend and me saying “do you know sean o’brien”

@offbeatorbit This is just so unbelievably cynical. He didn’t even get accepted at Columbia!

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Mentally I’m here

@ZohranKMamdani So very pleased to have been wrong about this one 🥹

@ZohranKMamdani Calling Dave “this random guy,” at a NYC press conference no less, is a political blunder few have the temerity to come back from

Just thinking about how this random guy kept coming up to people at a press conference the other day and saying “it’s wrestling night in america!!!”

@johnewing @BetMGM Mfer said Myles Truner

Most bet (tickets) Pacers-Thunder props at @BetMGM 1. Luguentz Dort under 13.5 PTs/RBs/ASTs 2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander to score 1st field goal +550 3. Myles Truner under 5.5 rebounds 4. Aaron Nesmith over 0.5 assists 5. Tyrese Haliburton under 5.5 rebounds

Sex pest and nepo baby @Andrew cuomo just got booed to absolute shit his entire way along the Puerto Rican Day parade. A beautiful sight! #PuertoRicanParade

@abolishcxps And what a life he lived!!!

Biryani passed away in my arms at 6 am today. I’m not ready to talk about it more, but I know everyone on here loved him so much and would want to know. He was the best cat in the entire world ❤️