Hurt Shrew

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Hurt Shrew

Hurt Shrew

@HurtShrew

you had me at “nice jugs”

Katılım Nisan 2022
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
I think it's pretty weird for adults to sterilize little kids by giving them hormone therapy. I know Kamala Harris disagrees with me on this and considers it to be totally "normal."
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Hurt Shrew
Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
hey guys I just fell out of a coconut tree, did I miss anything
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Damn when that composer wrote La Mer he put his whole Debussy into it
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Wildly cunty and unnecessary for mosquito bites to itch. Like I have plenty of blood, have at it but don’t be a bitch about it!!
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
A simple #lifehack if you don’t someone to be mad at you is to start your next sentence with “don’t be mad,” which lets them know they don’t have to be mad!
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Responding to my cat’s meows with “what is it, girl??”
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Does Ken Burns know that he doesn’t have to have that haircut
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
boss: are you going to have that Q3 report ready sometime soon?? let’s find some time to talk about your performance me (letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves): ok
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
I like to think that if I were a fly I would not get caught in a spider’s web. Like just fly around it, easy peasy
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Hey girl are you the United States bc you look like you could really use a high-speed rail
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
me (being murdered): oh WOW haha okay……. um??????
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
“Sublime” implies the existence of a superlime
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
Waiting for the gyno like
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Hurt Shrew@HurtShrew·
It’s a Doug E. Doug world
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Ben Harrell 🌐
Ben Harrell 🌐@elben·
Can’t stop thinking about this story. A *QUARTER* of all CT State troopers wrote tens of thousands of fake tickets to fake white people, likely to hide over-policing of minorities. Both the number of tickets and the share of troopers is ASTOUNDING. ctinsider.com/news/article/c…
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