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@DailyNoud “Now tell them the vaccine will make it 3 inches longer”

@DailyNoud @VeluteH

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

At which part is it contrary? Opposed, as in character or purpose. "contrary opinions; acts that are contrary to our code of ethics." Opposite in direction or position: synonym: opposite. "Our boat took a course contrary to theirs." Similar: opposite Moving in the opposite direction at a fixed interval. "playing scales in contrary motion."

@sola_chad The verse that kills their whole cult!

Mormonism has a different Jesus and preaches a different gospel. This is what the Bible says about Mormonism: “But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.” -Galatians 1:8

@KoYasEphraimite I am trying to get just somewhere for us to live. We can sleep on the floor if there is no bed. I just need to have somewhere to live. Mostly because of... reasons. That you don't want the details of.

I know this is unsolicited: Don't delay the marriage for assets. You'll accomplish more together. Better to have a cheap wedding, & work together for a home, than to hold off until you have your "ducks in a row". If you know you want to start a family with this woman don't put it off if you are both on board.

The modern mind cannot comprehend a happiness they have never experienced. They see children as a burden & many children as some kind of selfish plundering of the world's "limited resources". I feel sorry for these people. I've seen into their world & I have no envy of it.

@KoYasEphraimite I am trying to spend under 50k on the home and no dollars on the wedding. Gonna build the homestead myself

@PeacemakingSt Hit the gym and get good at using guns

What is your biggest piece of advice for Latter-day Saint youth?

@T_M_Mystic I have metal plates just to hear them ring

Controversial opinion: Joseph Smith could have beat Abraham Lincoln in a wrestling match.

My gf is learning to cook and all that. She is the best part of my life and she works so hard to do her best. Also if you don't have a gomez/morticia relationship then I think you're doing it wrong but that's just me.

Guys! I get to tour the world trade center! It's gonna be so cool to be up that high!

Nah the people who were decked out in Hugo boss were actually stylish and attractive. Semite loyalists could never compete.

@jaredadairbell @Lovemyproxy How dare you make me cry 😢

Me FaceTiming my 3 yo daughter: You’re getting too big. You need to stay small so you’re always my baby girl. Her: Nooo, I’m not a baby anymore. Me:

@kateiswell Because women

Why do people think these will sell, let alone at the price point they’re listing them? “Barely worn.” “Retail $155?” 🙄

@KoYasEphraimite I have been trying to get a house. I don't want to rent if the payments are the same as owning

@Hydragus If you two are already talking about kids, it's time to get married!

@GigaBasedDad Looks like someone is familiar with lds apostolic teachings.

Same garbage

Looks like someone isn't familiar with the origins of with stories

@kariwarburton Tanning time!!!!!!!!

Being able to go outside without a coat is the best!!

@AndrewBragg5555 Thems fightin words.

Best burger chain and it ain’t even close!

@joyinbecomingp1 It's from algorithms flagging words

So I am curious where did the term ‘unalive’ happen instead of using the person died or was killed? It’s so weird lol

@kariwarburton 85% of normies

This is looks like 85% of guys at BYU-I