Hyperbole Police 🇺🇸 ⚓️
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@HyperboleForce
Dad to 5 good kids, Chiefs fan since 92, photographer, disabled veteran, wife is active duty Navy. My wish is for an America that matches the marketing material
Printer ink prices draw backlash after a shopper breaks down the cost. A $63 cartridge holds about half an ounce—nearing $30K per gallon. “This should be illegal.”
"You can't make this stuff up" - @cpgrabow #EndTheJonesAct
Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.
By cutting the electricity supply in Cuba the USA killed hundreds of severely ill patients in Cuban hospitals last night. Yet another of their many war crimes. Donald Trump is the 21st century Adolf Hitler.
🚨 PM Netanyahu just DROPPED a warning. “If you want proof that Iran endangers the ENTIRE WORLD, the last 48 hours have given it.” @TreyYingst
NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte says the alliance “cannot confirm” Israel’s claim that missiles targeting Diego Garcia were Iranian intercontinental ballistic missiles. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/chlkxg
"Iran's ability to fight a war is proof that we had to fight the war" is a take for the ages. Real genius level stuff.
