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THEALAUSAMARIAM

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THEALAUSAMARIAM
THEALAUSAMARIAM@IAMALAUSAMARIAM·
-Graduated with 4.66CGPA -HOC ( head of class) for four academic sessions -29th NAPS-LASU speaker ( first female NAPS-LASU speaker) #lasu28thconvocation -Brand owner, Bikehs chinchin (solely produced and sold over 500 cups of chin chin in the space of months as a student 1/2
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THEALAUSAMARIAM@IAMALAUSAMARIAM·
Wow! There’s a lot we don’t know about
Boluwatife@TEEPHTREND

DNA is scary. There's a case of a woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it turned out he wasn't the father. She insisted that he was the father, so they repeated the test several times, but it kept giving the same result. Later on, he discovered that according to the DNA results, he wasn't the baby's father but its uncle, which didn't make sense because he was an only child. After more exhaustive tests, they discovered that the husband was actually a chimera, which means he had absorbed his twin in the uterus and carried two sets of DNA. So basically the baby was biologically the child of his twin brother, even though he was the father.

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M.E.M@MostEngagingMc·
Al Nassr, get innnnnnn!
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POOJA!!!
POOJA!!!@PoojaMedia·
What happens after we d!e?
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THEALAUSAMARIAM@IAMALAUSAMARIAM·
I was here thinking my man will be very lucky—when I finally get one, because he would enjoy so much emotional support and intelligence. Bro, since I found this dude, my life has been 10x easier. He’s the emotional support I thought I was.
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Damilola🌺
Damilola🌺@thebigdammy·
Any boy without 1million in his account is a GIRL!
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Dr Farouk
Dr Farouk@Dr_Pharouk·
Tell us one thing you need so badly but you can't afford it presently due to funds. A good person might just surprise you today in the comments. A closed mouth is a closed destiny.👀👀
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THEALAUSAMARIAM@IAMALAUSAMARIAM·
@egi_nupe Iranu! It’s the likes of them that’ll come on the internet and say, “it’s not by having a first class degree, or good grades at all” Oga shut up, make the best out of what you have and stop bitterness.
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Foundational Nupe Lawyer
Foundational Nupe Lawyer@egi_nupe·
Entering a university or any high institution of learning with a 150/400 score is just all shades of terrible and mediocrity. There is no justification for this decision at all. Later, this same set of children will be on social media questioning people's first class and academic successes. Thchewww
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Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
Sam Larry’s bouncer pun ch£d this guy in the mouth for repeatedly recording Sam Larry, Naira and Zino. Sam Larry saw the scenario and went straight to the guy to apologise and also took better video with him 🥹
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THEALAUSAMARIAM@IAMALAUSAMARIAM·
@LegacySiu So nobody with premium can ask grok? This guy just Dey stress person. Tell us already
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Legacy (Fan)@LegacySiu·
Guess the missing player VERY HARD
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Yoruba Proverbs@yoruba_proverbs·
Ẹni à ńwò kì í wò'ran. / A person whom people are already watching should not be watching others, as well [Be focused: don't seek a spectacle when you are already one; be cautious: a person in the spotlight has no business being a spectator]
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