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Christ my solid rock, in whom my hope is built. My confidence-booster scripture despite my shyness and nervousness Philippians 4: 13

@Nickyeffynky @Queen_Yhutee Thanks Nicky 😀

@IAMVICADONIS @Queen_Yhutee Wow, congratulations🥳🎉

15th November, 2025, will forever remain one of the happiest days of my life. God gave me a woman with a good heart and added jara.

@Chinedumatiu You sabi and finish 😂

@IAMVICADONIS Na my Oga you be 😂😂😂😂

In Nigeria, once you hear “na my oga be that”, that oga is about to receive preferential treatment because he dey release funds. What’s funny is that most of us have at one time being that Oga. 😅

@kliffordBC I go send dispatch when you finish 😀

I need to make pancakes today .

@Nickyeffynky Well done

#ALXLevelUp inbranded.co/c/ALXLevelUp

@jimmy1der What happened?

Nothing in this life will make me buy pork by the roadside again

Two things a man should’nt do. 1. Wear a black belt on a brown shoe or brown shoe on black belt. 2. Wear a short sleeve shirt with a tie, except you have a peculiar reason(e.g. for a dance or to clown). Tell your husbands, brothers, uncles, nephews & any other man you cherish.

@Clashygina Happy birthday Gina. Have a great year ahead

Happy Birthday To Me🐻💛 #Taurus #Tresgraças

@Her_Nonymous_D Just call your husband babe. That should help you

I accidentally created a whole identity crisis in my own house.😂 My baby brother has been visiting since yesterday, and for his entire life I’ve called him “baby.” It’s stuck so badly that even now, at 20 years old, he still responds like it’s his official name. Now here’s where it gets messy… that’s also what I call my husband. So currently, I have two grown men in one space, both conditioned to answer to the same name like it’s roll call. Every time I say “baby,” there’s this tiny moment of suspense. You can literally see both of them processing it. My brother will snap his head up immediately like, yes? you called me? while my husband turns a second later like, hold on… was that for me? I’ve been ignoring it, thinking it’s not that serious. Until today. I was in the kitchen, minding my business, and I casually…

@helkae @iamadebolaabe @QHVZYMY Initially i thought he meant it’s illegal for landlord to stay in same building as tenant.

@iamadebolaabe @QHVZYMY Does he even know if the land is beyond the setback already. Pictures may not do justice.

This is illegal actually, Land use laws exist for a reason.

@kraywhiseheart @emilykmay 41 million views now

@emilykmay 25 million views — oomf, are you okay?

he was up fighting a fire *all night* and is notoriously bad at resting and so i said i wanted to relax and watch a tv show with him to trick him into napping at 1 pm ✅

@Shuuugagirl This is the option you should have looked into first. Sorry iyeh. But I love those aunties too 🤭🤭

It wasn’t funny that day o. I was stranded that night. Had to go perch with one of the bridesmaid in her father’s house.

2011. My friend’s wedding. We went to her matrimonial home after the wedding, was meant to spend only a night and depart the next day. Husband’s aunties came at night to chase us out 😭😭

@Depejuu_ 😂😂😂sorry. I’m surprised it’s a girl. Na boys dey usually give this wahala

Few weeks later, guess who tried to jump down from the bed again? You guessed right. Thankfully, I was able to catch her in time, there and then I realized children might just be the reason why parents develop high blood pressure.

My one year old fell from the bed, the bed frame is a bit high, back of the head got swollen and looked like it is filled with pus, carried her to the hospital, doctor checked her said she is alright, I should go home. I refused, told him to maybe run a CT scan, that I feel her head is broken, he laughed and said ‘madam go home and if after a week the pus doesn’t come out, bring her back but I promise you she is fine.’ Two days later, the pus came out.

@AuntyRiri Congrats Rita

What does it mean when a doctor tells you that, you are 5 weeks gone? Please help a sister

@baddy_loaded Once you see Calabar, you go know

Nysc, not again 🙏 Congrats to me

@thehameez009 Yikes! Thank God. This came out of your organ? Woah!!!

I used to feel severe pain in my chest down to my lower abdomen ever since I was in school, I've gone for several check-ups thinking it was an ulcer, but then nothing of such. The day I went for my first scan it was discovered that I have a "KIDNEY STONE 💔", which requires an operation. But the doctor gave me the advice to go back home and make sure to drink enough water daily. Ever since that day, I have been drinking more than 10 liters of water every day. Just last week when I was urinating I felt a sharp pain in my genital organ like something was forcing its way out, lo and behold guys, I was able to piss out the stone then I picked it up from the WC to go and show the doctor. Guess what my next scan shows that I am free guys 🎉🎉💃💃💃

@daremarket @Damianjnrr 99

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

@Gr8ight Attack on titan, Vinland Saga

I'm looking for an Anime to watch, any ideas ?

@JOnyeama74056 You self you’re the problem. You didn’t know she was at it?

One day I picked a lady from Life camp to Gwarimpa around 12 am, she spread her legs and put her leg in the demarcation between the two front sits. She brought out her dildo and fingered herself till she squirted on my sit and apologized. I insisted she pay damages

@F_E_D_UP @BlehisBack @wobbuuu Pardon me, how do you think I’ll talk about myself?

@BlehisBack @wobbuuu Excuse me, how do you expect me to express myself

if we removed a letter from the alphabet, which one would take the longest for its absence to be noticed

@phoenixafuye That’s nice

@IAMVICADONIS Sorry. Just seeing this. We encourage him to speak up for himself and he’s never punished for speaking up even when he says wrong things.

My 3-year old surprises me a lot. He’s a bundle of agency, speaks up for himself, and does hard things if he thinks they would be beneficial. When we had to take him to the hospital for IV rehydration, they tried to offer him a snack as he was crying from the pain.