@RonnieAdkins Just FYI, “kilo” means like… A lot, more than any human can do. You’re lifting just meters.
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Morris
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Morris
@IAmMorris_
Being on this app has convinced me that the short bus should have been the long bus.
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We’ve now reached the very serious people that aren’t familiar with the
“What the fuck is a kilometer?” Joke.
Going back there today and will post a video of me deadlifting approximately 195 kilometers or whatever
Ronnie Adkins@RonnieAdkins
Fighting for my life in a European gym right now. I have no idea how much any of this shit weighs. It’s measured in kilometers or something
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@taishi__nw I have been waiting for the opportunity to share "gonster" with the japanese. Like "pilk" it is a meme/joke beverage.
Gonster is made with monster energy drink (nitro version; which is bubbly) and Guinness beer. Look at that color separation!
Tastes surprisingly alright.
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It's always yes to bombs, but no to our babies. This is what America last looks like.
FactPost@factpostnews
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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@HSGARAGE1 Add an orange to a Blue Moon and it takes it to the next level!
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せっかくだし、色々知りたいから聞くけど…
コロナビールにライムを推すのがメジャーだとは聞くけど、アメリカや英語圏で「このドリンクにコレを入れると美味いよ！」みたいなオススメあったら教えて！
ピーナッツコーラはもう試したからいいよ🤣
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@IAmLloyd69 @deathspear306 @lecternleader @Ilhan So surely then you would be okay with no abortions once the fetus has a pulse as well?
Or are you just angry and lashing out like a child?
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@lookoutitsbbear @IamtheTaconaut Literally called “farmers coke” genius.
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who told the japanese this was an actual thing americans did
ちらいむ@chilime
アメリカの皆さん…本当に…本当の本当にこれで合ってます？？？？ コーラにピーナッツ、本当に入れちゃって大丈夫なんです？？？？
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アメリカの皆さん…本当に…本当の本当にこれで合ってます？？？？
コーラにピーナッツ、本当に入れちゃって大丈夫なんです？？？？
Dr Pulpo@PulpoNewman
Good morning Japanese friends, a friend of mine wanted to know if you were familiar with another southern American style, putting peanuts in Coca-Cola
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@flipgiver @wljnruit0 @raikumakoto Yeah, but also the first big drink you get after adding the peanuts has a good dose of salt in it which I think is the best part.
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@wljnruit0 @raikumakoto You have it exactly right. It's a snack that is perfect for driving down a country road in a pickup truck. I'm glad you tried it!
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コーラだ・・・
ピーナッツ入れても、何分コーラに漬けても、いつものコーラだ。
わかってたんだよ。ピーナッツがコーラを吸うなんて無いって。
それでも、本場の人間が言うから・・・
雷句誠@raikumakoto
私もこの土日にやってみよう。 塩味の濃いピーナッツか・・・・
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@LincolnFnLoud @abowlb @AFpost @CalorieShen Lol, “I refuse to be subjugated… Unless it means I gotta look like a weirdo”
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@abowlb @AFpost @CalorieShen It sounds good on paper, but as
A practical matter, no one wants to be the weirdo heading down to HR to change their filing status because they’re joining the tax revolution…
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After watching a majority of justices cast doubt on the constitutionality of his bid to end birthright citizenship for 90 minutes, Trump left the Supreme Court.
He posted on Truth Social afterwards, “We are the only Country in the World STUPID enough to allow 'Birthright' Citizenship!"
Follow: @AFpost
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@StarKillerBAMF @pirooooon3 They taste like nostalgia that's about it
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@roninmercllc @agave_redux OK, and? Sounds like everyone is having a good time then, except for you.
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@matt47871 @NotJoshGeyer Brother, I really don’t think about it all that deeply. I just have friends and we all make fun of each other, yank is a tool that I have and they don’t 😇
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@IAmMorris_ @NotJoshGeyer I’m in Missouri. Would I be a yankee? Lol. It’s considered Midwest. But also has a lot of southern ties too. It’s really the most unique of the Midwest states in that way. Definitely the best BBQ in the Midwest.
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@ManiteeJesus @NotJoshGeyer Yeah, you’re definitely butthurt… Well, I’m here anyway and have both married and impregnated one of your women, you’re just gonna have to live with it.
I come here for fun, not fags, so I’m gonna go ahead and mute you.
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@IAmMorris_ @NotJoshGeyer Having southern trash moving to my neck of the woods and insulting my people when we are nothing but kind to southerners is a bit irritating. Why'd you move if the south is supposed to "rise again"? Shit is annoying.
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@NotJoshGeyer That’s fair.
I’m still reeling from the last decade of people getting offended by the dumbest things… I thought that’s the route you were taking, my bad.
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@IAmMorris_ It’s not but the Japanese people seem like they like to learn about these little cultural nuances.
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@ManiteeJesus @NotJoshGeyer Sounds like the only butthurt person here is you, bud.
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@IAmMorris_ @NotJoshGeyer Yeah don't do that. Leave your buthurtness in the south, Midwesterners often see the war as stupid but just being insulting because of some leftover victim status doesn't help relations and is just annoying.
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Actually, Japan, he’s very incorrect. Real chili is just spices, peppers, and chunks of beef and a little broth, cooked low and slow until the beef falls apart. It’s GREAT over rice.
Grits n Football@goodbreffis
Oh, I forgot to tell you Japan… we argue A LOT about if beans belong in chili. (They do)
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@EmberShade76251 @ShamashAran I have never thought of myself as a racist… But I’ve definitely become more prejudiced.
Which is a shame because I have people of every skin color that I love.
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@ShamashAran I may have become pretty racist in recent years but I think you're pretty cool. Keep it up
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THANK YOU!
Culture you can change.
You cannot change your race/skin color.
Plenty of black people (like myself) hate the culture that is attributed to us.
Today’s Tom Sawyer@TommyFaceOnFire
One thing has been brought into focus for me this weekend. As bad as racism is (and, yes, it is bad) it’s not the same as cultural intolerance. As unpleasant as the latter can be we’ve reached a point where it has become necessary. The truly unpleasant side effect is that so many are too simple-minded to understand the difference. All that being said, my stance remains the same. If you want to come here and become culturally American then I will personally pick you up at the airport, drive you to the nearest reputable BBQ joint, then take you shooting. Notice I didn’t mention skin color. If you want to come here and turn my country into whatever hellhole you just left then I will personally meet you at the airport and frog march your ass back onto the plane. Notice, again, that I didn’t mention skin color.
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@KrislaMaris Just found some zero carb spinach tortillas recently, haven’t tried them yet but I’m curious.
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@NotJoshGeyer Yep, and what information do we even have about this? What is in that bag? How heavy is it? Is using this thing just a policy for that location and the dudes just trying to keep his job?
Idiots making fun of him for no reason and with no information.
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Chick-Fil-A hires a lot of actual kids.
Like yeah I could sling a 50lb bag of trash (but I’d rather not). A 15 year old girl probably physically can’t.
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4
A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?
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