Sarah Beland

@kokopetko What the actual 🤬 how dare you! What i do to MY body has NOTHING to do with YOU! Go take a long 🏃 off of a short pier

@IAmWhoNow except when it comes to controlling your uterus or your hormones. Then it's full authoritarian mode.

Your religion says what you can do, it does Not tell me what I can do; my religion *tells* me what I can do (it doesn't, its more of a guidebook than a rule book), it doesn't tell you what you can do

@kokopetko And yet these same laws are destroying people There's a group in the US that are all "LESS GOVT!!" but are putting in place laws that are so very clearly the exact opposite Sure, live and let live, but let people be who they are, what they do to THEIR body has no effect on YOU

@IAmWhoNow My faith guides what I can and cannot do with my own life—it's a personal compass, not a mandate for yours. But when laws or culture force everyone to affirm certain views on life, family, or biology, that's imposition too. Live and let live should go both ways.

@creepydotorg Someone i know got a laced cig once....had to be strapped down to a chair...started petting the METAL armrests saying "so soft" 😵‍💫 Lady damn well lucked out with her (I'll be nice and call it an) "experiment"🤣she lucky asf and needs to go buy a lotto ticket😂

A 46-year-old woman accidentally snorted 55 mg of pure LSD because she thought it was cocaine, roughly 550 times the normal recreational dose. She vomited for 12 hours and remained under the effects of the substance for about 34 hours. But when she woke up, the chronic foot pain she had suffered for over 20 years, attributed to Lyme disease, was reportedly gone. She stopped taking morphine for five days and then began microdosing LSD every three days. Three years later, she had completely quit morphine, with no withdrawal symptoms or relapse reported. Researchers described it as an extraordinary case of non-fatal high-dose LSD ingestion with long-term pain relief.

@fantasticarg3 @mitchjayne78 @Try2StopME @NalinisKitchen A rape-apologist...youre disgusting Sod off

@IAmWhoNow @mitchjayne78 @Try2StopME @NalinisKitchen Men beg women for morning sex , I never saw one complain about being morning wood raped, but you all like to play victims, don't you.

I am seeing a lot of hate against women these days regarding marital rape and consent. Some people are even arguing as if it is a man’s right. Let me explain it in simple terms: He: Let’s do it She: Yes, sure Both agree, so this is called love. He: Let’s do it She: Not today He: Okay, fine This is called respect. He: Let’s do it She: Not today He still forces it This is called marital rape. In most houses, the man takes financial responsibility, and the woman takes care of the home and family. Both have responsibilities, so there is no such thing as him having more rights over her. It’s all about consent. NO MEANS NO.

@mitchjayne78 @fantasticarg3 @Try2StopME @NalinisKitchen Or riding a dude's "morning wood" while he is still asleep... Using one's disability as a weapon And to be clear...both are the same woman, did it to her ex, then ran with their kids to punish him for finally leaving her

@fantasticarg3 @Try2StopME @NalinisKitchen Blackmail, threat, manipulation, using drugs or other substance etc

@mmpadellan @myOpinion_27 I thought maybe you got hacked 🤣 about the only way you might write something like that......or you got abducted and it was a cry for help 😂 are we sure that Brooklyn Dad is safe? that some magat didnt grab him off the street for spreading the truth?

@myOpinion_27 Haha, cool. It was very difficult writing that, despite the fact I was of course the author of the 4/1 prank. Just writing those words made me nauseous.

TWEEPS: After a great deal of soul searching, I can no longer bring myself to oppose the incredible achievements, intellect, and compassion of President Trump. I know I may lose some followers for this, but at some point you have to acknowledge unmatched leadership and vision when you see it, even if it’s unpopular. Yes, there of many of you with whom I have previously disagreed, but I now see that January 6th was a fully justified freedom of speech. And it actually is good that we have a President who takes the time to enrich himself and his friends at the expense of hard working Americans. April Fools... that fucker is insane and unfit.

@Aella_Girl I almost chucked my metal canteen at the back window...prolly would have it wasnt so dark&I wasnt alone... Sadly none of the nearby residents came out to see if everything was ok... Ive had a few cars cut it close when I was crossing w/ her...stopped them all with a scream 2/2

@Aella_Girl I was crossing a street with my infant daughter in a stroller just after nightfall...car was coming at us...I had to hurry faster to get across... The scream I screamed that night🤯pretty sure the brakes locked up on them about 10 feet from where I was... 1X

Women's ability to scream is actually extremely important. Once at 2am in istanbul I got stalked down deserted alleyways. I tried to run but he followed me; in a dead end i turned around, he was lunging at me, and something primal and ancient took over; i screamed with a scream I didn't know i was capable of. I was not conscious of it, it was like I was possessed, it was ear-splitting. The guy stuttered to a halt, and everybody in the near vicinity buildings woke up. He bolted away, and all the neighbors came out to try to help. It was really cool to find out my body came installed with alarm hardware that I'd never before had cause to get activated. It was effective! It possibly saved my life!

@Amelia558rs Oh, honey, as a poly♀️this is not how one goes about doing this...not even when open🫂I wouldve been wigged out too, youre not alone in that... Tell the dude to step off...in the words of Walter "get your shit and get out" (couldn't find the gif for the line, only the next line)

My boyfriend (27M) and I (23F) have been together for three years. I thought everything was fine, but about a month ago, he said he was a little bored and that we needed new stimulation. He said we should both think about this. I thought he meant, like, "let's go camping" and started making plans for something fun to do. But a week ago we talk again, and he says that he's found this girl (19?F) and she's perfect for us. That being with this girl will help him see how much he really loves me, and may even convince him to marry me (I was married for 18 months before and I'm embarrassed about being an ex-wife already). I really didn't want to do it, but he said, "Oh that figures. It's kind of disturbing how you reject anything new." And that kind of made me feel bad? Anyway, we finally tried to see the girl on Wednesday. She was okay, but the whole thing was too weird for me. We were sitting there awkwardly, and then out of the blue, he turns to me and commands "take your top off." I couldn't do it. I was way too nervous and everything spiralled from there. The girl left maybe 20 mins later. Now, it's been a few days, and he won't talk to me. I'm not sure how to make him see I'm sorry.

@IAMTYLA05 @Iamivy05 @ikpe001 Another person who uses "yoyo" too......I didnt think there that many that did; i learned it from my mother and step-dad prolly about 20 years ago or so

this woman on threads said: “i used voice-to-text to ask my husband ‘would you be upset if i asked you to get yourself dinner? i had a rough day.’ and my five-year-old, who was in the next room, thought i was talking to her… she said in the softest voice ‘mommy, i would NEVER be upset at you for asking me that.’” and the way kids love you so gently without even realizing how much you need it… i felt that.

@luxemiaa If we hadn't, idk what I mightve thought about getting one every single morning....but to be asked why I wasnt sending one first🤷‍♀️not my style I guess...I barely do much before coffee and breakfast 😅 2/2

@luxemiaa Hubby used to set up....oh whats it called....delayed text for me to get a good morning text before he woke up...set it up to send before he fell asleep for me to get in the morning lol I thought it was cute...but had known each other for a few years before we started dating 1/X

@SimplyKalby @kenkenlewu I'll Stan a petty bitch🫶was it immature, sure, but he deserved it....I would've been just as petty too🤣

@kenkenlewu Honestly, you were the wrong one there. What he said was nonsense, but publicly setting him up in fellowship just because you were hurt was petty, not righteous. If you wanted to leave, leave, but using prayer time for revenge only made both of you look immature🥹

He was academically sound, and we got along really well. So when he asked me out, I agreed, and we started dating. One day, I stumbled on his chat. Someone asked about me, and he replied that there was nothing serious going on between us, that he was just with me so he could have food to be eating. They both laughed. I acted like I didn’t see anything...... Then one Wednesday evening, during our students’ fellowship worship, I was in charge of coordinating the service that evening. After everything, it was time for the closing prayer. I called him; “Bro… please pray for us.” Omo, he was shocked. He collected the microphone and just started mumbling. Shame catch him because he didn’t even know how to pray or put words together. After the service, he was so mad at me. And that was how we broke up… but honestly, e sweet me. He even stopped coming to fellowship for a while after that.

@emkenobi While she was of the more traditional Christian woman mindset, she wasnt a trad-wife and she wouldn't put up with abusive BS... Thankfully she had passed about 3y before everything started coming out...she got to live in ignorance, but in death, I'm sure shes seething 2/2

@emkenobi This family is why I'm actually thankful that my mother passed when she did.......she would be absolutely heartbroken and horrified that she loved this family the way she did with everything coming out about the boys and what happened to the girls... 1/X

He also knew about Josh molesting five girls, including HIS SISTERS, but didn't report it to the police until a year later, claiming it was a "family matter". That pathetic man let his own son abuse his daughters and did nothing to save them. Just sat back and watched. He and his wife cared more about their image than their own children. I can't imagine the trauma those girls have had to endure.

@Roshan_Rinaldi I just found out that a good friend of mine just passed away yesterday/early-ass this morning... I needed this laugh...thank you

BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this afternoon in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.

@hell_line0 It's lovely how much weight can be dropped with some divorce docs... I lost over 500lbs with mine about 10 years ago... Pretty sure Patient could drop a couple hundred lbs easy with the same set 😂🥰🤭

Patient: My back hurts so much, I really want to be a B cup after this reduction Husband: I’ve told her she doesn’t need a reduction Plastic surgeon: Look at the red marks on her shoulders from her bra straps digging in. That looks painful. Patient: I have to wear 3 sports bras when I run, I’ve stopped exercising completely. Husband: She really doesn’t need a reduction Patient (to husband): Go wait in the waiting room And yes, she got what she wanted and also got rid of a total boob 👏🏽

@PINBALLXJ @brentlajeunesse @FLEXjss Oregon is full service only too Washington i think is as well but its been 20+years since ive been up the 5 that far north lol

@brentlajeunesse @FLEXjss It's illegal in New Jersey to pump your own gas. Everywhere is full service.

I got fuel at a 'full service' station on the weekend; asked him to fill the tank. He started the pump then came back to me & asked "Are you sure you want me to fill it?" I said "Yes, why? Is that an odd request?" He told me that so many people ask for a full tank, then refuse to pay, claiming they only asked for some specific amount, like $20 or whatever. So now he double checks every time, & because of some low-life scammers, we're all treated like we are too. What a country...

@chrisdo84546069 @Mr_Husky1 If its a Tesla, she could be wearing a ring...high tech ring that is registered to the car...allows no key for driving..... 🤷‍♀️

@Mr_Husky1 Need to change the story so the lady would not need car keys to get home. It's the little details that make or sink a piece of fiction.

Anonymous I left my purse in a shopping cart. Wallet, phone, keys. I didn't realize until I got home. Panic. I raced back. The cart was gone. I went to the service desk, shaking. "Did anyone turn in a blue purse?" The clerk smiled. "A homeless man brought it in." "Did he take anything?" I asked, immediately feeling guilty for asking. "No. Actually... he left something." She handed me my purse. Inside, tucked into my wallet, was a crinkled dollar bill. "He said you looked stressed," the clerk said. "He wanted you to buy a soda." A man with nothing gave me his only dollar. I found him outside. I took him to dinner. We talked for two hours. His name is Michael. He was a professor once. Life happens fast. Treat everyone with respect. You don't know their story.

@Brook67 @mmpadellan @JDVance Did he have "more prominent thoughts on his mind" prior to this? He seems to much of a puppet to have any thought rattling around between his ears......

@mmpadellan @JDVance And not for nothing...why is the VP wasting time on the fucking Superbowl halftime? I would think there should be more prominent thoughts on his mind.

Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK x.com/tpusa/status/2…