Ian D Johnstone

@rosszeb Anyway, since you seem incapable of your own thinking and only resorting to childish name calling then I might as well quit while I'm ahead.

@IDJmedia x.com/i/status/18633… Click the blue link dummy

Stunning video shows an ultra rare phenomenon of iridescent clouds, which appears when sunlight interacts with lingering raindrops in the air after it rains.

@rosszeb That's just a load of other links from other people, I want YOUR own thoughts or summary. I've already given you my own concise explanation of plane jet contails, now you try and do the same with your chemitrail theory.

For those on TwiXer still bothered/interested/intrigued . . . Cloud Master Weather Forecast for KENT – Issued Tuesday Evening 5th May: facebook.com/groups/3998619… The benign theme continues.

@rosszeb All I can see are pictures of contrails and a load of hash tags, unless I'm missing something.

@IDJmedia If you open the thread I posted it will answer all your questions expert.

@DundeeSat @Petagna Always a good day whenever I see a full complete image. :-D

METOP-C, 1029 UTC Overpass: @Petagna

@peacockreports I've just put down £12 worth of grass seed on my recently levelled off front lawn, that'll scupper my chances of seeing any meaningful rain for quite a while. 😅

By the start of next week we have a notably strong signal for unsettled weather across western Europe generally. Within that, key details remain to be resolved. E.g. the UK is relatively cool & wet in the 1st scenario here, but warm with much less rain in the 2nd one.

@rosszeb For your information, I never had any of the vaccines, not because I never believed in them I just chose not to have them. And you still haven't offered any counter response to the original subject matter, so I'll assume you don't have any clue.

@IDJmedia Your "expertise" is garbage . Just like the "experts " who told us to take the death jab.

For those on TwiXer still interested/bothered . . . Cloud Master Weather Forecast for KENT – Issued Monday Afternoon 4th May: facebook.com/groups/3998619… The benign theme continues.

@rosszeb Okay, try and explain the chemitrail theory and get it to fit with your own narrative - and don't use AI grok. Bear in mind I have the best part of 50 years meteorological expertise to back up my own thoughts. Have a good day, sir.

@IDJmedia Lol you're silly open the thread simpleton

@rosszeb Don't be silly, Zeb. It's called contrails caused by heated up air from hot airplane jets in freezing cold and humid air at the near-stratospheric level, joys of being under a busy flight path. Think of being able to see your breath in icy cold weather and you'd get the idea.

@FL_Man_76 @weatherchannel @Xxtayce x.com/rosszeb/status…

@Stewart92225221 @ClassicAdvertz 🤣 It is funny how little things trigger off those bits of old memories. I was 13 in 1981 so we both must be the same age, but sadly my mum passed away aged 84 last month. Treasure your mum while you can.

@ClassicAdvertz I bought these in about 1981 aged 13 for mothers day. I ate half of them and stuck the rest on the front of mums card with sellotape. Dad was not happy with with me. mum still brings it up to me today 🤣.

Pacers, 1980

Cloud Master Weather Forecast for KENT – Issued Sunday Evening 3rd May: facebook.com/groups/3998619… Will May The Fourth Be With You and the bank holiday weather work to our favour?

@JamesDFMellor The kid has talent! Just hope AI doesn't take over traditional cartoon drawing too much.

I don't know what the conventions are on sharing children's work, but when you're a cartoonist and your 6yo's homework is to draw the PM, and he comes up with this cracking image, it feels like there's an obligation.

@thelmaoclips I thought the guy holding the painting was Andi Peters.

IShowSpeed actually thought someone trolled him but the painting had another side to it

@PulpLibrarian I remember when Altavista was my go-to search engine.

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

@I0I0IOO0 @ClassicAdvertz John Geering (R.I.P.) was an amazing artist.

@ClassicAdvertz I’m old enough to remember the precursor to the tv series- Nutty Comic

Who remembers Banana Man?

@ClassicAdvertz The 1990s was such a wild lawless wasteland - and I loved it.

Lucozade Low Calorie, 1997

@gamesyouloved Developed diabetes just by looking at that photo.

In a sweet shop 🍭 What should I get? #nostalgia

@theiaincameron This is where having a drone comes into its own, great footage.

Remarkable scene at Loch Coire an Lochain this evening. Large chunks of ice are ‘calving’ from the snow-pack and are being blown across the water surface to where my tent is pitched. I’m half-expecting a polar bear to pop up on an ice floe and eye me up as dinner…

@BallumOfficial Every time I think of the words "The Last Stone", I tear up. I went through similar with my mum who passed away at 84 after a long battle with Alzhemeir's two months ago. My last words to her were "Love you always, mum, see you on the other side. Now I gotta do the shopping".

Young Nigel 🥺 #EastEnders