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🚨🚨🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 BREAKING NEWS. Mugging. Firstly, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, but quite shaken up, but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday evening at the petrol station. I got myself together after it happened, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I was probably in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for an ambulance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them: “Yes,it was pump number 4!”

@downbeat63 😅🤣😂 Good one 👏 👏 👏

The Trevor Philips show and all the guests bar one has just convinced me to vote Green. They are treating Polanski appallingly. He is definitely getting the Corbyn treatment and it's disgraceful. Vote Green.

@damekatydenise_ ❤️🤣

Vulva proprietors; what’s stopping you from looking like this? I’ll wait. #TransWomenAreWomen #TransIsBeautiful #LGBTQOMDU2 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️ 🇳🇬

@CharlotteCGill 100% agree. He's literally unfunny. He's just crass.

Why has Joe Lycett been given a spot on Celebrity Traitors? He's not funny. He's the sort of person TV producers think the public finds hilarious ("oh that Joe Lycett!") but name me one person who thinks that. Somehow gets given travel shows too. The mind boggles.

@YvetteCooperMP Pipe down you unintelligent weak useless moron.

Yesterday I visited Arlington with the King and Queen. I am always struck by the tremendous sacrifices the US and the UK have made together in the defence of liberty for more than 100 years. We honour the fallen and give thanks to our brave men and women who continue to serve.

@zarahsultana You disingenuous lying prick. You literally called for an infitada and stand side by side with pro murdering wankers. What a vile vile individual you are.

The stabbing of two Jewish men in Golders Green today is deeply shocking and a stark reminder of the very real danger antisemitism poses on our streets. My thoughts are with the victims, their loved ones, and the wider Jewish community. No one should be targeted because of their faith.

@realMaalouf Filthy fucker wouldn't release the knife. Wasn't kicked hard enough.

The Muslim community in the UK is outraged at the way police detained the 45-year-old Muslim immigrant who stabbed two Jewish people in London this morning. According to them, officers used excessive force in a ‘dehumanizing’ and ‘Islamophobic’ manner.

@SholaMos1 Fuck off you vile bellend piece of shit. Disgusting shithouse. You deserve all these replies. Prick.

Contemptible abuse of police power. Why kick him in the head several times when he’s already tasered & in your control? Should he not be alive to be brought to justice in a court of law for stabbing 2 Jews??!! Disgusting.

@GBPolitcs ❤️ ❤️

🚨NEW: Dads of Southport victims, David Stancombe and Sergio Aguiar, complete London Marathon in tribute for daughters

@MarkHeath45 Holy Guacamole

A real document. Migrant informed via letter for housing benefit! Check the weekly award! 🤬😡 Are you angry enough yet??

@sharrond62 ❤️

I’ll say this again very slowly for those struggling to read English. I want everyone to do sport, & be welcome, but I want female sports categories, which are affected by biological sex advantages to be sex based categories. Or in the case of fun runs if no element of competition, remove all categories & places. Nothing more nothing less. Not rocket science, not exclusionary, unless you count the over 1000 medals lost in major events so far, won by males in sport for women of course!

@benonwine I've just shit my shorts on the sofa. In the water I'm done!

Imagine seeing that in the water next to you…what are you doing? 😳

Witness one of the Largest Great White Sharks EVER Recorded breaching the water, captured during shark week in 2020 by Dickie Chivel for Discovery.

@LeeHurstComic She's "owl'ing" out loud 🦉

Auditions for the Gazan remake of The Exorcist. When Hamas makes this shite, they must look at it, see all the mistakes in their AI and go “Post it anyway, them dumb Lefturds in London believe any old crap we feed them.”

@MichelleDewbs Thank you Michelle for the way you just presented that rape subject. A difficult topic. Tough accurate talk as usual form you but caring for any young viewers watching. Really well done Michelle 👏

@sirwg202110 Thick as mince

Happy St. George’s Day, Zack Polanski and Ellie Chowns.

@SkyNews @DiMagnaySky Oooooh so sad 😞 😢 😭....not! 😅🤣😂

@campbellclaret @jk_rowling @RestIsPolitics @SarahEMcBride You pathetic weird fuckers

For those in the middle of the @jk_rowling conversation I strongly recommend you listen to @RestIsPolitics LEADING interview with @SarahEMcBride - you could not wish to hear a more compelling, passionate and measured advocate of trans rights and human rights. m.youtube.com/watch?v=UvxQze…

@LeeHarris Lyndsey Hoyle was like a wetwipe granddad being forced to chastise his favourite grandchild 😃

🚨ABSOLUTE SCENES IN PARLIAMENT!! Far-left Independent MP Zarah Sultana says Keir Starmer is "gaslighting the nation" and a "BARE FACED LIAR". She is ordered to leave and she REFUSES, so is *immediately* suspended from the house. Lindsay Hoyle LOSES IT! 👀

@BBCBreakfast Ha ha, lying sod. Vile vile worthless man.

Ministers have said Sir Keir Starmer would have blocked the appointment of Lord Mandelson as US ambassador had he known he failed security vetting. Chief political correspondent Henry Zeffman spoke to #BBCBreakfast ahead of the Prime Minister appearing before MPs to face questions about the appointment bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@damekatydenise_ 🤭

*than. (Then identifies as Than is this case)

Womxn drivers, too busy worrying about their appearance then concentrating on the road! This one has rear ended no end of folx! 🙄