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@SvrnRp @UnseenReaper07 @DayZ Which Bot are you using?

@UnseenReaper07 @DayZ On our XBox server we have a bot that helps mitigate PC players. Works really well.

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@Real_Ames Fuck this judge!

🚨 Courtroom comedy hour just dropped… and nobody told the defendant it wasn’t open mic night 🤦‍♂️ Judge: “You always want to talk.” Defendant: “Can I say something?” SIR… that’s literally the problem 😭 Man turned a 10-minute hearing into a 90+ day sentence like it was a talent show 💀 Moral of the story: sometimes the best thing you can say… is absolutely nothing.

Yup!

@AGONbyAOC I want one, two, three!

We’re clearing out our EU/US warehouses and found a batch of extra monitors. And we want to give them to YOU. Comment if you want one ⤵️

@DayZ @bohemiainteract When are you going to fix your game!? Glitching, Cheating, Skywalking. Shit sucks!!

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@alphafox Fish with Cauliflower / Broccoli

Microwaving fish at work should be illegal and hold criminal ramifications:

🚨BREAKING: The dictator of Cuba, Miguel Díaz Canel, announces to the nation that they have given in to the pressure and are officially in negotiations with the United States The Cuban regime is about to fall!

@dom_lucre @grok What’s the original meaning of the swastika?

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@realDonaldTrump @MichelleMaxwell Take out Muslim Leadership in other countries, yet the United States is being taken over!

@realDonaldTrump @MichelleMaxwell Iran has been a target of Israel for years. Why are we targeting Iran now? Is Trump another Puppet for Israel?

@realDonaldTrump @MichelleMaxwell Keep a population distracted!

@realDonaldTrump @MichelleMaxwell One World Agenda in real time?

@karbonbased Aliens about to take over? Trump is about to declassify.

“I am not going do anything sexual to a child, it’s not where my heart is. I’d slit my wrist first. I would never do anything like that, That’s not Michael Jackson. I’m sorry.” MJ was innocent. All those evil niggas did very bad things to our legend 🐐 MJ. 🕊️

Muslim scholar says in Islam, women aren’t allowed to wear perfume when they leave their home because it’s Haram for another man to smell their perfume. So no more dogs. And no more perfume in public. This is Islam. Who wants more of these people??

This man knows too much, so he is shunned from society and labeled ‘crazy.’

🔥🚨BREAKING: 🔥🚨BREAKING: The year of the Fire Horse arrives in 10 minutes. Every 60 years a Fire Horse arrives. 2026 the year of the Fire Horse will bring violent change and destroy establishments that rose against the trine. The Horse, Dog and Tiger zodiac are expected to dominate this year according to the Chinese. I’m a dog so that sounds good to me. We will also be experiencing a solar eclipse today, we received one the last Fire horse year as well. ‘A year of revenge is upon us.’

I fully support legal immigration 🇺🇸👏🏼 Just do it the LEGAL way!! Congrats to this new U.S. citizen!!

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