Isaac Snowbender

hi

@fake_giants That was Cowan's homerun, not Chunkys! 🤦‍♂️

In reference to the new stolen base proposal. These are my thoughts.

@jingles_j i'll see you in the paper cup then.

Well, Kansas City here I come

@jingles_j I figured you might need this. youtube.com/watch?v=d9fEHy…

this ain't it, chief

@jingles_j youtube.com/watch?v=p5_LQh…

I really hope that being a DH won't ruin my rookie of the year chances. Drunk hitting is an art that people do not appreciate. They think it makes a "travesty out of the game". This isn't the prohibition people. Drunk Hitters are the future of the sport. Get used to it.

@JimjonJimGONE @jingles_j excuse me

@jingles_j Since when do I eat corn? Also don't gimme "you can't even hire" not my fault the whole budget was wasted by the team's resident alcoholic

@jingles_j I'm not a Ren Kosenthal, I wear no ties to work.

They should change the name of the Orix Buffalos to the Orix Sloths. They sleep 18 hours a day and most of their players will be extinct on the draft boards due to inactivity.

No hard feelings @JockoJones42, but you DEFINITELY would have made it home on my single to right in the 1st inning of our NPR game. USE DEM HAM FIGHTING LEGS! But I'm glad you made it home later in the inning!

I am extremely unhappy that I was forcefully put on the roster for the fake college baseball league. How am I supposed to scout pitchers, practice with my pitcher, and take my swings if I have to commute between Japan and Wichita, Kansas between innings?

It may have been an exhibition game, but it was a great victory! Go Ham Fighters! Our awesome GM @JimjonJimGONE has promised me a debut at catcher for our next game. I challenge ALL you speedy players to try to steal second off me. It's not gonna happen.

I'd like to apologize to all of the Nippon-Ham fighter fans. Before the game, I took part in the act of feeding upon a delicious 5-layer beefy burrito. It may have affected my performance during the game. I promise that in the next few games, I will eat only bananas. Thank you.

Just need to say that the Nippon Ham Fighters have the best team chemistry in the NPR. Don't @ me.