Timothy Wertman

@georgetweets82 @MLBONFOX @MLB Definitely first ballot HOF. Retard.

@MLBONFOX @MLB Career will always be gained by the trash can saga in my opinion. Should never sniff Hall of Fame

9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ career RBI for Jose Altuve! (via @MLB)

@RestrictedDaily Q and X

Go ahead… start naming all 50 and see where state names start messing with your head. Final Jeopardy strikes again.

@TheLucyShow1 Viscous coupling

Car people help! I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♀️

“No one wants to fight for Israel,” shouted U.S. veteran and anti-war protester Brian McGinnis as he was forcibly removed from a Senate hearing, during which his hand was reportedly broken while opposing the ongoing war with Iran.

@houstonairw Very foggy in Galveston right now, I was listening to the police radio stream and there are multiple prime hurry including a child.

Mexican Navy B350 as ANX1209 appears to have crashed short of runway in #Galveston. Flight originated in Merida 🇲🇽

@CFAPeachBowl I’m Thankful that Texas A&M is from Texas

THANKSGIVING GIVEAWAY 🦃 Rivalry Weekend is almost here, and we’re celebrating with a little gratitude challenge! Like this post + comment one thing you’re thankful for about your rival to enter (be nice 🫵) #CFAPeachBowl

@lids CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE CAPS BUT I’LL STILL TAKE THE HAT

IT'S ALL CAPS DAY! IF YOU REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS, WE MIGHT JUST SEND YOU A FREE HAT!

Muhammad Ali International Airport in Louisville, Kentucky is currently closed to flights flights, following the crash of (UPS2976), a McDonnell Douglas MD-11 being operated as a cargo plane by UPS Airlines that had just taken-off from the UPS Worldport in Louisville.

@johnjoe @GregAbbott_TX New York is one of those places you visit one time.

@GregAbbott_TX Be funny if NYC made it illegal for Texans to come to NYC.

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

@parislytle @MLB @astros Bang bang baby!

@MLB @astros Yippee! Get out the joy buzzers and bang the trash cans!!

The @Astros take back first place in the AL West 🤠 Houston and Seattle meet for a 3-game set starting on Friday 👀

@GigaBasedDad Seinfeld

What’s the best TV show of all time?

@TMZ @TMZLive Gtfo here TMZ. Go watch a police chase.

Today on @TMZLive ... Was Charlie Kirk's assassin a professional or did he act alone? Tune in at 9:30am PST.

@JomboyMedia Fuck you Jomboy

Punches are being thrown at Coors Field after Rafael Devers homered

@rupert_jennings @MLBONFOX @FanDuelSN_DET He blew the tag, should of been out by a mile. Safe all day.

@MLBONFOX @FanDuelSN_DET Nice tag. Out at the plate.

Yainer Diaz was called out on this close play at the plate. (via @FanDuelSN_DET)

@WeatherCast3 ring.com/share/b06b2b4b…

Anyone just hear a large explosion on the north east side of Houston?

@TheOnlyDSC Now name the port it cruised out of.

They literally turned cruises into ocean ghettos.

@CmdrSeawolf @badkebhai @kostekcanu @grok This post has no real context if you are deaf. Maybe OC has a physical disability?

@badkebhai @kostekcanu @grok You are an idiot who can't reason for yourself. You're welcome.

"It's a child do you want me to send the child out of the stadium?" 😭😭😭😭

The reason everything is fucked.

@TwinsAlmanac @MarkBerman_ Framing

@MarkBerman_ Why is his mitt way over there?

Should have been strike three. Turned into a hit by pitch. Not good.

@MLB Houston Astros

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