Chelsea Pie
143 posts
Y’all seething like jay jonah at spider man haloing an old lady across the street.
New York Post@nypost
Here are the promises Zohran Mamdani broke in his first 100 days in office trib.al/b4c9nDy
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Hytale devs watching 8,043 people get the game get flooded by Warhammer fans.
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Hytale Alerts@HytaleAlerts
The masterminds behind the Create Mod have officially been hired by the Hytale team to help build out new game mechanics! 🔸They’re focusing on the core foundations before diving into advanced systems. 🔸To be clear, Create isn't being ported to Hytale. Honestly, just having this squad on the team shows exactly how high Hytale is setting the bar.
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The full leaked 11 minute original unmodified UVU Review video from Charlie Kirk’s Assassination September 10, 2025.
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@TobyTurner Oh someone shitting on the person that introduced me to Minecraft when I was si- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!?
Also I used to call myself tobuscus in elementary school before i learned your name was also Toby irl lmao.
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@Windpress He went from posting orange ass bubble popping videos that made me want to snap my phone to porn games…
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@mascotmassacre Chapter 12: escaping rainbow niggy wiggy’s MEGA daycare just to be attacked by doey/prototype hybrid, and blowing up the earth’s core, leading to the next game: poppy playtime 2.
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🚨 BREAKING: Mob dev says they’re NOT stretching Poppy Playtime unnecessarily and trying to DRAG IT OUT for "Dollars"
He reveals that we're currently in the MIDDLE of the story and there's still some left to be told 👀...
#PoppyPlaytime
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@LunaAlphaLilita @ArrowheadGS @helldivers2 @Pilestedt @baskinator Bring back a LOT of retired missions. Like repel fleet mission!
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I want Retrieve Essential Personnel
Objective:
Rescue Science Teams
Escort facility staff safely to Evacuation Shuttle [0/60]
@ArrowheadGS @helldivers2
@Pilestedt @baskinator
please I beg of you
bring back Retrieve Essential Personnel
PLEASE🙏
ITS BEEN 2 YEARS I WANT IT BACK
Lilita💢@LunaAlphaLilita
Just bring sentries at that point
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@vintagemapstore Helldiver, we are fucked beyond all measure. Are you going to do something about it?
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EDATING PRICES
❥SLEEP CALL
10min = $100
30min = $350
1-3hr = $1900
4-6hr = $4000
10hr = $8000
❥TXTS
gm/gn text = $500
i love you = $6000
1 day texting w pet name = $7500
❥MATCHING PFPS
10min = $300
2hr = $4500
24hr = $7000
❥FOOT PICS
toes = $15000
full feet = $600000
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> ai “artist”
> tells people to get a real job
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The creator of Fruit Love Island is threatening to cancel the show, telling people to "get a real job" and stop mass reporting their content.
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@helldivers2 Please roll love of God, please do Philly or New York!
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High Command extends its gratitude for your attendance at the Boston mobilization. Many memories were forged, and Super Earth stands stronger for it.
Special thanks to Skillshot for operational support, and to all Helldivers who stopped by.
Democracy thanks you for your service.
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@politvidchannel Crazy how this isn’t already a bill. Or this isn’t included with other bills.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: If Democrats win the 2026 midterms, they plan to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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@apw1amr @helldivers2 I’m happy but it feels like they put more attention on this than a huge plot point for the galactic war.
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@IWantDeadPpl @helldivers2 Bro, the squids have been starving ever since the super earth invasion. Let em have this one
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Exospires are producing lightning storms beyond all comprehension.
Remain calm. Your government-approved weather expert, Steven Storms, has issued an important memo.
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@AlexBarnicoat_ The Israelites trying their damnest to convince everyone that Iran retaliating is a bad thing lol. Newsflash, bombing a school day 1 is not a good look.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Not a single country in Europe is allowing America to use their airspace to bomb Iran...
What do you think about this?
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@Suzierizzo1 I know New York still is a shithole but it’s nice seeing a politician do their job rather than have their butthole licked by a minor and hound women who credibly accuse them of sexual harassment.
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The people in NYC are commending Mayor Mamdani (Batman) because he’s doing everything he said he would & more.He was asked if he could fix the potholes in NYC since they’re damaging cars so he said “On It” & Pothole Blitz started & in 24 hrs 7,200 were fixed & 66,000 by Jan 1.
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