Iain Kelly

@JasonReidUK The Cockney Chomsky :))

As Mick Lynch retires as general secretary of RMT, let’s remind ourselves of how expertly he handled leading questions and trash media. His calm and effortless takedowns will be missed.

@doctor_oxford Very much in the "Labradors release seminal indie album cover" genre :))

Majestic multigenerational Labrador epic - Harley, her brother, sister & father let loose in the frosty Chilterns 🐾❄️🐕

@hansmollman Ian Curtis really was ahead of his time around the whole energy price cap issue

Like when he says “why is the bedroom so cold?” He’s right, why is it???

Not to be controversial twice in one day but Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division really is a good song isn’t it, sorry if this offends!!!

was said that "things are easy when Bob's your uncle"

@cerysmatthews I read in a book called "Red Herrings & White Elephants that "Bob's your uncle" related to an 18th Century politician who had an uncle called Robert (something) who was a senior cabinet minister, said politician kept getting undeserved promotions hence the it w

@5tevieM ...in the Bermuda Triangle

imagine if Marie Celeste and Titanic boned. That is the ultimate ship of ships

took me so long to realise this isn’t about boats. was thinking “obviously Marie Celeste??? That’s everyone’s first surely”

Glastonbury last year.

@DmitryOpines Yet another over unionised french business staging a disruptive sit in at peak shopping hours...typical 🐶

THIS PET STORE IN FRANCE HAS A LITTLE MANAGER-FLOOF. LOOK AT HIS OFFICIAL STORE TIE. LOOK. AT. IT.

@fesshole I'm going to be the pedantic twat that points out sweet harmony sampled both the piano and vocals from "Someday" by Ce Ce Rogers

Everyone a certain age knows the piano chords from Sweet Harmony by Liquid. Turns out my music teacher didn't. I fully ripped it off for my music GCSE in the mid 90s and got an A* for it.

@SoozUK I thought it was your betting that was doing it?.

@Nigel_Farage Spot on Nige we also must Withdraw NOW fom the Federation of planets, The Galactic Alliance and The Borg..

Reform UK will reject the influence of the World Economic Forum and cancel Britain's membership of it.

@EleanorMorton a terrifying chimera of the 3 blokes which ill run through one of those AI picture things later "Bodishi Camsonak"

Which Tory PM was the worst? And why? (No room to add Truss, she's so bad she doesn't even count)

@anon_opin Henry from Chelsea there sticking it to his local charity shops on the Kings Rd

Charity shops have gotten well above their station. Now its all posh interiors with fancy displays and fancier prices. There's no opportunity for a bargain anymore. Cheaper to use Amazon.

@SoozUK "I worry about you sometimes Keith, You may fold under questioning"

He’s gone to Scotland in pink shoes… #trinityscotland

@OFalafel Currently its a buy two algorithms and get one dystopian future free!

@IainKelly73 Ahhhh so that’s what the algorithm was trained on

AI is a game changer Prompt: A middle aged man fixes a pair of shoes whilst imagining what his wife is getting up to on the week-long residential training course she has been sent on with former lifeguard Hank who is the company’s top salesman

@ATRightMovies erm...

Name a better cast... I'll wait

@SpillerOfTea I can't be the only twat that panic bought an electric blanket this week?