Ian Sheltering in Oakland

dear @SlackHQ everybody would be happier if you just put all the recent activity in a single feed... like our sms text world on phones. no need to try and out-think your clients. just have a feed of everything that involves me. signed - every. single. slack user.

omg .@fipradio stop talking! during herbie hancock. seriously .

Hey @SouthwestAir Why not just keep another copy on board? Keep a copy at the airport or on a slender little iPad somewhere on the plane??? We’re all just sitting here. And we’d like an explanation. .

.@SouthwestAir attendant forgot their flight manual. Couldn’t take off from Long Beach. We had to wait for them to PRINT a copy. Over 1,000 pages. Why not download? Bc she had android and it doesn’t work. Delayed all of us and our lives an hour. To avoid a $1,000 fine. Shame!

@SouthwestAir @SouthwestAir flight WN3764 Long Beach to oakland today

Hey @SouthwestAir how about an explanation why you choose to delay all passengers rather than take the 1,000 dollar fine. Do you think our time is worth less?

here's a job i don't want: Interim Supreme Leader

@Yam_Nivek Peak prizeshare

@JDVance wait, who is this? pretty sure this was the trump and rubio strategy. go back to sleep.

You see a lot claims that Venezuela has nothing to do with drugs because most of the fentanyl comes from elsewhere. I want to address this: First off, fentanyl isn't the only drug in the world and there is still fentanyl coming from Venezuela (or at least there was). Second, cocaine, which is the main drug trafficked out of Venezuela, is a profit center for all of the Latin America cartels. If you cut out the money from cocaine (or even reduce it) you substantially weaken the cartels overall. Also, cocaine is bad too! Third, yes, a lot of fentanyl is coming out of Mexico. That continues to be a focus of our policy in Mexico and is a reason why President Trump shut the border on day one. Fourth, I see a lot of criticism about oil. About 20 years ago, Venezuela expropriated American oil property and until recently used that stolen property to get rich and fund their narcoterrorist activities. I understand the anxiety over the use of military force, but are we just supposed to allow a communist to steal our stuff in our hemisphere and do nothing? Great powers don't act like that. The United States, thanks to President Trump's leadership, is a great power again. Everyone should take note.

#maduro out... @exxonmobil in. pretty simple.

@MarioNawfal @elonmusk Mario. I followed you until exactly… now. With this faux parity- you are now officially too stupid for me to waste another moment of my attention. Too bad. You were ok there for a bit. Unfollow.

Wait... Mamdani just did the exact same hand to heart gesture as @elonmusk. When Elon did it: "NAZI SALUTE! HITLER!" When Mamdani does it: crickets Almost like the outrage was never about the gesture. It was about the person.

hey .@mcuban what happened to @motionloft?

@AdamKinzinger You’re missing the point. It’s all about what santos agreed to do in return. Trumps lawyer said…. George, will give you a full pardon in exchange for <….>. Now we just wait to see what it was.

Trump commuting Santos is not just a curiosity. It’s a feature of corruption… it’s a message… if you like me you can get away with anything. If we accept this as ok our kids will never forgive us

hey .@fip_radio OMG this Herbie Hancock Gentle Thoughts is awesome! best song all day.

hey @fip_radio this catastrophe delicatesse is the *worst* song you've played all day... no no, all week. hmm. maybe all year. i give it 5 out of 5 on 'never play again' ranking. xoxox still love you

#Yankees should get 4 outs per inning vs #bluejays ... tariffs and all

@CalltoActivism He didn’t sign it. It was the AutoPed

🚨BREAKING: Trump was just asked about the Epstein book: "It's not my signature, and it's not the way I speak. And anybody that's covered me for a long time know that's not my language. It's nonsense." It’s so obvious he’s lying. Does he think his supporters are that stupid?

@Acyn He didn’t sign it, it was the autoped

Leavitt: The president understands that these companies want to bring their highly skilled workers with them, especially when they're creating very niche products, like batteries, but the president expects foreign countries to hire American workers, and for foreign workers and American workers to work together

@BulwarkOnline He didn’t sign it. It was AutoPed

Leavitt: "The Daily Signal published a piece with three separate signature analysts who said this was absolutely not the president's authentic signature. We have maintained that position all along. The president did not write this letter. He did not sign this letter."

@Acyn He didn’t sign it. It was #autoped

Reporter: He said, "If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this is crime." Exactly what crime was the president referring to? Leavitt: He wasn't referring to crimes. That's the point he was making. He's saying the crimes will be made up and reported as a crime to undermine the great work the task force is doing.