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@lady_valor_07 You’re a cheap POS

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

I do it for free every day

Some people use the Force… 🤨 I prefer a well-timed toast and a five-year mission. 🥂 May the Fourth be with you… if you must but let’s be honest; I’ve been boldly going since before it was cool. 😉🚀

@SayidAhmedYEG Yup….i thought they were done with AB

Let’s be honest for a second and ask ourselves: Why does a global energy company come back and put $22 billion into Alberta now - not two years ago, not five years ago? Seriously what changed? Say what you want about Premier Smith but under her unique leadership, Alberta is creating the conditions for growth again - and world’s biggest giants are responding. And right now, Alberta is back to being a top destination for investors again. Critics will never admit that but Albertans know that this leadership understands how an economy actually works. You don’t need to believe it. We are watching it happen. #ableg #abpoli

@myfitdadlife @WestJet @WestJet did the same for us a day b4 we departed. No premium no wifi no bloody plug ins AND no partial refund. #NeverAgain

Bought a premium seat on a @WestJet flight and they changed the plane and now there are no premium seats AND they put someone is sitting between us instead of leaving that seat empty for some sort of premium experience. How is this allowed?

The holy Ganges river of India has 150 million liters of shit being dumped into it everyday The holiest river of Hinduism is just a river of shit

@LUV2SKIPOW So much fkng snow in the mtns

Wait ... WOT???

100 percent…

@SaltyGoat17 Hey Billie check out this 40oz of pure pleasure….🖕

As I sit here eating leftover ribs for breakfast while petting my dog…

@Gusinalberta You’re an idiot

While PM Carney keeps delivering wins for Canada, conservatives continue to shit on Canada and Canadians. I figured it’s time to bring this one out and dust it off, cry harder conservatives.

@LassStats @AlwaysGiven66 @revingev @NHL_Muse Norris candidate my a$$

Evan Bouchard (#LetsGoOilers) was in the 2% defensive category this playoffs. That means: • 98% of players are better than him defensively •Or, out of 360 players playing, 353. •Or, he’s one of the 7 worst. Legendary playoff run 🔥🔥

Coilers fans must be so disappointed that they can't keep beating the living piss out of eachother for another 5 weeks

@mrmikeMTL Liberals

delete one species from earth.

@MarkPavelich @AlwaysGiven66 @cmcdavid97 Nailed it #LetsGoOilers

Here’s the problem. The second you start calling your own team “Average” with high expectations, you’ve already lost the room. That’s not leadership—that’s distance. You never heard Wayne Gretzky do that.
Or Mario Lemieux.
Or Michael Jordan.
Or Tom Brady. Those guys didn’t separate themselves from the team—they dragged the team up with them. And there’s a reason they all have rings. Multiple. People forget something real quick. When Gretzky left Edmonton, the Oilers won the Cup second season after. Let that sink in. Right now, Connor McDavid is the best player in the league. No debate. But if the mindset doesn’t shift, he risks becoming something nobody wants to be— The most talented player of his era with a highlight reel full of magic… and nothing to show for it when it matters most. Someone had to say it. 🏒 #LetGoOilers

A lot of Calgary flamers out on Twitter today. Bloodsuckers

@MatchsticksCGY @AlwaysGiven66

The Edmonton Oilers have been eliminated. Year 11 of this generation’s best player on our biggest rival and Zero Stanley Cups 0️⃣ Tonight is a great night. Bye bye Edmonton.

Make it make sense

@canuckshistoryx I was at that game 💔

This day in Vancouver #Canucks history, April 30, 1994: Pavel Bure scores the winner in double overtime to lift the Canucks over the Flames in Game 7. 🎥: CanucksVid / YouTube