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@decorativeartt An anonymous bot. James May has 3 million followers for a reason. His followers are real people. Most of yours hide behind anonymous faceless bot-like profiles.

@cb_doge He is definitely not the happiest man in the world. In fact he comes across as quite bitter and unhappy.

The richest man in the world works every waking hour, 7 days a week. What’s your excuse?

@GuntherEagleman When will you see he puts out these lies to influence the stock market and then makes a killing. Trump is for Trump and Trump only. You are a fool to think otherwise.

TRUMP CONFIRMED IRAN AGREED TO WHAT NOBODY ELSE COULD CONVINCE THEM TO DO: Trump reports that Iran has bent the knee and agreed to NEVER possess nuclear weapons. "They've agreed they will never have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that." WOW

@yifever The rest is barren volcanic mountains. That band is flat arable land.

half of the entire Japanese population live in the red line. take a guess why

@Matt_Pinner Margaret Thatcher was more like a D10 Dozer.

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?

@LauraLoomer WOEDIOUS is a word used in the midlands in Ireland to describe people like you, who hate anyone and everyone, including babies who can't adjust to changes in cabin pressure and feel intense pain in their heads and teeth. Yes. For 10 hours. Their pain is far worse than yours.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Rainmaker1973 What train travels at 3,400 mile per hour? Planes are faster than trains. And why would anyone want to connect these two continents?

This $20 trillion concept was on every newspaper and proposes a 3,400-mile underwater tunnel connecting London and New York, potentially reducing a 7-hour flight to a 1-hour train ride. x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

@0xChiraag Your parents have given you 98k nett. You have a laptop that cost 97k plus 1k for yourself. Nothing is missing.

I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?

@RightInCorduroy I'm thankful she started her campaign late. Who wants to go back to the Ireland of the 80s? Absolute wolf in hermes clothing.

Honoured to meet the iconic Maria Steen, the President we were denied ☺️✨😭

@DPWorldTour Is it time for hand rails around water hazards? Particularly with an aging golfing population?

Mind your step! 😂💦

@HonestarsenalF The second ones are what you get when your order 'pigs in blankets ' in a restaurant.

I went to my uncle’s pig farm today, but I didn’t meet him. So I decided to walk around the farm. I was surprised to see some pigs ‘naked’ like that, and then in another section, I saw some pigs wearing jackets. I’m confused…what’s going on? Why are some in jackets while others are not?

@VigilantFox He was always Putins puppet.

MSNBC reports “BREAKING NEWS” after one of their anchors had a 15-minute phone call with President Trump. Here’s what he revealed to Stephanie Ruhle: • “He said that Iran was two weeks away from having a nuclear bomb and they would use it.” • “He said that we could leave the war right now, we could walk away tomorrow because we have just decimated most of the country and their power. But he said the regime would rebuild. It would take him about 10 years. But that’s not an acceptable situation, which is why he thinks we should stay.” • “He said absolutely none of our allies in NATO have helped with support as it relates to the war. He said we don’t need their help, but they’ve proven themselves to be a paper tiger.” • “He says Zelensky is very difficult to deal with. He says Zelensky is more difficult to deal with than Putin is. And he said Putin has also shown that he’s not afraid of Europe, at this point, or our European allies.” • “He said originally [Republicans] wanted to run against Jasmine Crockett [for the Texas Senate], but Talarico can be easily defeated, whether it’s Ken Paxton or John Cornyn.” • “He referred to Talarico as a ‘whack job.’” • “He said [the ballroom] is under budget and ahead of schedule… They plan to have future inaugurations in that ballroom since it’s going to be drone-proof and bulletproof.” • “I asked him about those comments he made about Gavin Newsom and dyslexia. I gave him the opportunity to sort of take those comments back… He didn’t take the comments back.” • “He said [Democrats] are the ones standing in the way of funding [DHS]. ‘If you don’t like your long line at the airport, look no further than Democrats.’ And that’s not a surprise that he would say that.”

@ChazzonKe @EricTrump Correct. Japan paid a very high price for their participation in WWII. They have been promoters of peace ever since. This is an awful insult.

@EricTrump What a disgrace. Shaming our ally decades after they lost and have worked tirelessly to atone is it humorous it's downright insulting. This will not go over well in Japan, this comment will cause a massive rift without a doubt.

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

@EricTrump Who dropped two atomic bombs on Japan? What an absolute arsehole to bring Pearl Harbour up in front of the Japanese PM.

@SirBylHolte Welcome. But lose the hat. That clown is the reason we are paying €2.20 a litre for diesel right now.

I turn 65 on Sunday and I decided to finally treat myself to Dublin, Ireland. I had seen all the posts about MUSLIM INVASIONS, but how bad could it be, right? Guess what: Dublin is still 99% white people! Mostly Irish. A lot of Germans. And even more surprising: a lot of Americans. A bunch of them were checking out when I walked in wearing my TRUMP hat. They looked at me, smiled, gave me a warm welcome - and that was that. No TDS. No black rage. Just good old-fashioned NORMAL white people acting with dignity and respect. I must’ve died and gone to heaven 😇

@Matt_Pinner Lepus timidus hibernicus

What does your Country have ?

@cljack You tell us! That's more a European head on you than a native American one.

Do Europeans know you can just buy a big mattress instead of smushing two small ones together

@Mikehomeseller All great bands. But not the best album from each. (IMHO)

If you could only pick one, which would you take? #mikesquestions

@MbarkCherguia Asks the man with no face and a pseudonym.

What is this woman lacking? 🧐

@honeymoon250 Can I swap both for a Kawasaki H2 or a Busa?

Be honest! If you had to choose between the two, what would you choose? Car or woman ?