Ignatius Constantinople

@alphafox 130 kilograms, probably.

130 lbs: 🧐

@BrentKemnitz @twenberg1 All leading up to that epic one-run victory at the CWS later that season!

Huge four game weekend sweep against an outstanding Creighton Bluejays team coached by Jim Hendry and @twenberg1 ⚾️🌾

@iky_fwjett A conditional gift is not really a gift. Your husband is right.

@ActionableMind Suddenly hungry for Arby’s.

Most MEN believe that female pleasure is complicated. In reality, many times it's just ignorance of anatomy. These are some of the key points of FEMALE PLEASURE that almost no one explains well: Thread:

@Emilyemiika If you’ve got it, flaunt it!

@timgill924 What a moronic post.

I caught a grad student at the movie theatre last Sunday. I take my kids there to see Super Mario Galaxy and I see a grad student three rows up. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him he either leaves now no questions asked or I speak with his dissertation chair. He left.

@BostonConnr Baseball fights are the most pathetic of all th. Shot sport fights. NBA is a close second.

The baseball punch is revolutionary for Baseball brawls You get hit clean with a stone like that it will put you down Lopez just changed the game

@11point7 Funny how tough guys are when they know there are numerous other men to step between them and the other guy. Doubly true for fat, older guys. Of all the major sports, baseball fights are the dumbest of them all.

Louisiana's Matt Deggs tried to brawl with the whole James Madison coaching staff 🍿🍿🍿 All the chaos ensued after a Cajun player blatantly tried to truck Dukes' 1B on a bunt play.

@OleTimeHardball Of the four major pro sports in this country, baseball fights are the dumbest of them all.

The basebrawl by which all others are measured

@BGatesIsaPyscho Working. Then probably doom scrolling.

Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?

@Yumixdollx I always appreciate good hand hygiene.

@cornbreadcowboi @john322226 Swing low, sweet chariots…

@john322226 You have to accept your primal instincts to appreciate natural hangers

70% of big breast become very unattractive after you unhook the bra

@Lil_Luna_IRL @JoroJrn I would gladly make every day Taco Tuesday - risk be damned.

@JoroJrn i know it's unhealthy but i really love eaters🥹

@perseverare1776 I don’t take benzos, but might start after watching this.

Today’s kids can’t comprehend what we went through as teenagers!! Mario Brothers…next level😱😱

@Heccles94 He has been impeached. Twice. Perhaps you should look up “impeachment.”

Is the world really going to have to burn because the USA can't impeach a president?

@ChefReactions But what rating will he give you before eating you??

@sciencegirl I’d rather look at a banana duct-taped to a wall.

Artist Riles spent 24 hours continuously pressing his handprints onto CDs in February 2026 to promote his album ‘Survival Mode’ a striking moment of endurance performance art.

@BrentKemnitz @CityofWichita The foot-long cheese conies are great!

Week 55 of my weekly salute to @CityofWichita TREASURES 🌾🌾🌾 Salute to TJ’s BURGER HOUSE, a popular, long-standing burger joint in Delano known for its variety of burgers and classic no-frills atmosphere 🍔

@baddest_cash I’m a little dizzy….ask me later.

If she paid you $10,000 to live with her for a month, no tv , no internet, no modern conveniences for 2 years. Can you?

@dividendology Yes.

Can you calculate the height of the parrot?