Igor Pauer

@askaya Artificial... everything.

Hey men, what’s something women think you all like, but you actually don’t?

@cooltechtipz Most of them not working in real life, unfortunately...

I wish self-defense techniques like this were taught in school to young kids, especially girls.👧

@dansemperepico Now try to guess why all top IT (mainly sec) guys are driving old cars w/o electronics and using wired only "tech" in da house?

I hate driving my BMW since I got my Tesla. It's just such a good hassle-free daily driver car. I get angry that when I park my BMW I have to put it in park, put the handbrake on, turn the engine off, open the door, close the door, and lock the car all myself. Plus I have a ginormous key to carry around. With Tesla I can just unbuckle my seatbelt and open the door and it does everything else automatically as I walk away (yes even shutting the door by itself). I sat at BMW for 1.5 hours today while they changed my windscreen wipers, meanwhile Tesla is coming to do mobile service at my house this week to change one of the trunk motors. Pretty sure Tesla has ruined all other cars for me unless I get something really special like a porsche/lambo/ferrari/aston one day.

@petr_novotny Tak este nam par narativov, ktore vsetkych prekvapia, ostava, namatkou: - Tehla je istota, vzdy porastie. - S&P ide dlhodobo vzdy hore. - Stat nemoze zbankrotovat a preto jeho dlhopisy, fiat mena etc su istotou. - Peniaze v bankach su safe. ... atd :)

Posledních pár let je pro trhy#investory jedna velká lekce z pokory. Ropa nemůže spadnout do záporu. Stalo se. Rusko bude pro Evropu vždycky spolehlivý dodavatel plynu. Nebylo. Hormuz je moc důležitý na to, aby ho někdy fakt zavřeli. No, a už je to tady. #akcie #ropa #zemniplyn #iran #energetika youtu.be/2a6K9873wto?si…

@sciencegirl Have it. Quite a pain in ass to install though...

Design of this sink

@stats_feed Attended all olympiads you can imagine on all school levels (adn win many of them). We've been working with many dangerous substances esp. on chemical and biological olympiads not to mention many we created just for fun in free time. Purely statistically, I am many times dead...

What is the most dangerous substance you have worked with?

@absurdtrader Nechodim do snobskych podnikov, problem solved. Jedlo zle alebo pomer cena kvalita je zly, obsluha na figu a sedia tam obvykle stare baby - esteticky zazitok 0. Co tam budem robit?

Jsem prisel vcera do jedny italsky restaurace a zeptal se jestli maji k dispozici stul. Cisnik se me zeptal jestli jsem si nespletl misto, ze vedle je ta ctyrka, ze lidi si to casto pletou. Asi budu muset udelat nejaky tendr na stylistu ci co...

@zhao_dashuai Technically, using steam turbines too. As well as all nuclear submarines... 😉

Still using steam catapults huh?

@MyLordBebo For that salary I can eat this disgusting Big Mac, napkin and table too 😂

McDonald’s CEO spitted out the chicken Big Mac? FFS man, just swallow it for the job

@sciencegirl Do not want to pretend to be an expert, but what about: "group of snakes"?

A group of snakes is called?

@burkeholland Drink it cold. Problem solved.

Anybody else spend all day reheating coffee, forgetting about it and then reheating it again?

@beautyshowcase Hehe, sure. Better get some math class to know what the "average" mean 😉

Average Persian girl before the Iranian revolution

This day will maybe remembered as official start of WWIII...

@HowThingsWork_ It seems like potentially ultimate treatment for any problem! 😂

In the city of Shenyang, China, a very unusual method is being used to treat insomnia: people are hanging from their necks with a belt and gently swinging for a few minutes. Those who try it claim their sleep problems have significantly improved.

@hispanicnomad Man, you are usually paying $5-6 for a coffee in Prague! Not to mention bad weather now 😂

The only reason people move to Dubai is taxes 🇦🇪 That’s it. That’s the whole secret Nobody is moving there because they love the 45°C summers, the nightlife culture, or paying $4 for a coffee in a mall They’re moving there because their government is taxing them at 50%+ and Dubai says “come here, pay 0%” Hard to beat that tbh Now imagine if ANY European country actually did this properly & had good marketing: 🇦🇩 Andorra already has ~10% tax. It’s literally 2 hours from Barcelona. Mountains, Catalan culture, ski resorts, cheap everything… and Europeans still don’t move there because nobody talks about it. One decent marketing campaign and it fills up overnight 🇨🇿 Czechia; Prague is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Incredible food, central Europe location, amazing nightlife, real culture. Corporate tax is 21% but self-employed structures can get you much lower. If they created a real nomad-friendly flat tax of 10-15% and promoted it aggressively? Game over for Dubai And imagine if the truly popular places like Spain or Italy did this properly. They’d become powerhouses I mean… Paraguay 🇵🇾 is able to do this and it has so many things against it. But it lures you in with low taxes, and Europeans who discover it never go back The demand for “leave your expensive country” is massive Dubai understood this. They sold a lifestyle AND a tax break. That’s why it won Every country that creates a real fiscal incentive for location-independent workers and actually promotes it will capture thousands of high-earning Europeans almost overnight The opportunity is sitting there. Most governments just don’t care

@stats_feed Wisdom

What gets better after 40?

1111 x 1111 = 1234321 😉

@Rainmaker1973 ME. Sorry.

If aliens visit us, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@Cobratate I was never into second hand merchandise, do not want to change it...

The longer you stay single. The longer they fuck your future wife. Find her. Quick.

Some things looks statistically impossible, but... We already had here car collided with Mig fighter jet on road (Hungary 1993), now do you think it is possible for car to crash into a submarine? 😂 See 1st comment...