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@channelstv Someone who refused standing up for the national anthem simply she hated the idea that it was changed, now you wanna contest for seat in the parliament in the same nation u have no single respect for.

I don't have a Wike to contend with because that's an appointee. I have no business with him. Wike will not be a factor because he is an appointee. I'm in the business of looking for the mandate of the people. - Aisha Yesufu, NDC FCT Senatorial aspirant. #SundayPolitics

@FirstDoctor @taderanking The confidence in his ignorance is top notch. The more reason why people keep dying unannounced.

@taderanking This is exactly why people need to read my posts every day. The level of health ignorance and myths is alarming

When the fingers start looking like this, which major organs are likely struggling? What one thing will you say to them?

@stats_feed Sex

Name an addiction other than drugs and alcohol.

@DrOlusesan He is.

Maths is fun! You can start from here. 😅

If you find leisure in Maths like I do, follow this X account.

@KelvinMoonachi Greet someone in the morning and throwing in the bonus question "how was your night".

What’s a ‘normal thing’ in Nigeria that would shock people abroad?

@Dr_Pharouk Is that what they teach in medical schools these days?! You guys just wake up & think of how to make life difficult for those who fall nonsense like this.

I don’t know who needs to hear this. Do you know you are supposed to have a separate towel for your face? Using the same towel you use to clean your bumbum for your face is gutter behavior. 👀👀

@drharveee That tray has no business on that table, remove it.

Remove one thing from the tray

@Lummy_17 Another proof again that you no get sense. I'm an S series user but u see this talk, e no make sense at all.

If ur Samsung no be S series omo u no dey different from tecno pop 2 user o 😂

@minutesimal_ Brosss....when I get a 2nd source of income out of those savings, na that time life go sweet to chop.

@IkyumIsrael Wetin happen You no wan chop life at all?? 400k inside 500k?

Y’all are saying it’s hard to save if you’re earning 500k monthly This brings me to this question. How many % do you try to save monthly from your salary and profits from your business????

@rukky_nate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My friend made 20 million naira last month. He is 26. No degree. He is a Computer Science dropout. First salary: 50k. Last month: 20 million naira. What changed? He stopped looking for jobs. And started selling his dad’s land.

@osemagnum With what evidences exactly would I be able to anchor such a discussion, when the Obi himself keeps shooting his self in the leg with every interview he grants on TV?

see how it goes. when you see the meat coming, you focus on the TV showing CNN, talking about the Strait of Hormuz You: "I hope this war ends soon" As they serve you. You wait for like 6 minutes 23 seconds. You take one and chip in a discuss. Compliment the food. Do not lick your fingers!... "Can I have a serviette?" You gave successfully distracted them. Offer one to your wife to be and insist everyone takes from it. If the bowl returns to you... make sure you are watching everyone as you throw each one inside to our oesophagus while discussing about Peter Obi being the best presidential candidate!

@DazylingQueeen I did that repeatedly when I was still someone's heartbeat, yet it still all fell apart. Narcissistic tendencies can never be erased of someone whose life is tailored that way, nothing is ever enough with them. They have a way of viewing life that only them understands.

Can you apologize for something you didn’t do just for the sake of peace?¿🤔

@HassanHusseinY1 @Yeahmicee Of a truth, if u want to do marriage & ur payroll is like mine, make sure the lady u're marrying truly loves u & is ok with modest living while she too is a hustler who doesn't thinks her money is hers alone. Abj marraige is fearful if u do it blindly.

@IkyumIsrael @Yeahmicee I am not disputing your fact. In fact I love hearing stories like this as a young man… I work in Abuja too… But I am scared of marriage

Even if you earn 500k monthly in this country rn, you’ll barely have any savings, and you’re not even living above your means, that’s how bad it is 🤦🏽‍♀️

@Ezi_okwu_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

broo😭😂

@Elen_net Kindly point out a government worker whose state has implemented the new minimum wage and they're collecting 77k a month. Some of u don't even know what the statement "minimum wage" really stands for or mean.

12 months of the national minimum wage is ₦840,000. Average total cost to pack into a basic self-contain in a safe area is ₦1 million. Even if you fast for 365 days, you still can’t afford shelter. The math is tragic.

@sa_invincible You're not a nice person at all🤣🤣🤣.

Twitter was so sweet when Simon Ekpa was on this app😀😀😀 Biafra soldiers Biafra football team Biafra judges Biafra International passport Biafra bombing missile Biafra 40 states Biafra Head of States The joke was out of this world Can we release him pls? I miss laughing on this app 😀😀😀😀

@HassanHusseinY1 @Yeahmicee You'll understand this better if you're the kind of person that knows the saying "living within your means".

@IkyumIsrael @Yeahmicee FCT??? I want to hear more😭

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.