Sam Elizondo

@LudwigAhgren Need a venue? 👉👈

@moistarmpits Yup. But our cold fronts make it a pretty tolerable high of 80 🙃

@ImAmericanSalt WHAT

Thinking about how I will be in the warm 80 degree Texas sun this weekend and not cold Chicago 🫠

Hey @nikgeneburn make shotguns great again! youtu.be/a_0NI3Hc3Zo?si…

@SPIFspace Zebra Gum

@ImAmericanSalt The best bodegas have things from the pre-2000s still on the shelves

When you guys think of a bodega, what things inside come to mind? Could be food, could be not food. And BE SPECIFIC. Like "ratty ATM that for some reason always takes 3 times to read my card" specific. 🤔

@aaron_jaggers @Coach_Spilo Whoa! Now you know how I feel when we meet up hahaha.

I had no clue @Coach_Spilo was so tall 😳

@ILOVEOPTCG @moistarmpits Lmfao

@moistarmpits So uppies are off the table it seems 😞

idk how some people do it but one of the most unattractive traits to me in a person is when they're like wilfully helpless and I'm forced to be a mom/babysitter instead of a partner

@tac_eillA I think the only people that actually care are the completely uninitiated and superficial few. Granted their often the loudest online but green text till I die baby.

genuine question, does anyone actually judge someone they meet/text for owning an android? i’m all for apple opening up, but i feel like if the stigma is that bad it’s a deeper societal problem too

@ThatWooBrandon OK LISTEN PAL ITS ON MY WAY HOME FROM DROPPING OFF MY KIDS.

@ImAmericanSalt And that you’re at HEB before 8 am…

You know youre old when the local HEB starts playing bangers from your youth...oof.

@babybay @ZOWIEbyBenQUSA @imBigCow 🤔🤔🤔

ZOWIE IS SMURFING ON THE MICE GAME WITH THE NEW U2. This thing has been a blessing to hit clips with for the last month. Go check it out… #ZOWIEU2Mouse #WirelessSymmetricalMouse @ZOWIEbyBenQUSA benqurl.biz/3OcHDXu

@ThatWooBrandon Try tarkov

Riot games is the only people that can make a game that kills my mood all day

@ThatWooBrandon For sure

@ImAmericanSalt Tomorrow?! 🤩

Anyone got a French bulldog I can just vibe with???

@imBigCow @AzpectCustomz Ayyyyyyy you coulda had all the smooches ya want!

@AzpectCustomz He wish @ImAmericanSalt 😂

Visit the gang, ask some questions, and who is giving kisses now ?! Is Sam also there ? 😂

@AzpectCustomz Hahaha bro that's still funny to me.

@ImAmericanSalt Surfer boy 🏄

Daaaaaaaang we look fierce! Except for me :( I look sleeeepy

@AzpectCustomz @Jason_WT_Wang @imBigCow @esp_tiger @Kokoart11 I stay stealing them thangs.

@ImAmericanSalt @Jason_WT_Wang @imBigCow @esp_tiger @Kokoart11 “Look at this guy, he forgot his mice AGGGGAAAIIIN” 😂

Thank you @esp_tiger Gang until next time

@Jason_WT_Wang @imBigCow @esp_tiger @AzpectCustomz @Kokoart11 Hahaha harnessing my inner @imBigCow

@imBigCow @esp_tiger @ImAmericanSalt @AzpectCustomz @Kokoart11 @ImAmericanSalt nice glasses