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I was looking at chairs on the FB market place and found someone in the thrall of a bipolar meltdown or deeply entangled in a small town conspiracy.

Decided to put together my first visual essay in six years to unpack why Lena Dunham's Girls is going through a second wind of popularity in 2026. Out now on YouTube

An old man at the dump told me "nice truck, young man" I've never felt more masculine in my life.

Headshot, LLC.

One time, my Spirit flight got delayed because it had a swarm of mosquitoes in it. Gonna miss it.

Every Mass State Lottery review that has come in is either 1 star or 5 stars.

“You hate jazz? You fear jazz.” Happy International Jazz Day

I maintain that David Allen Coe, Johnny Paycheck, Tupac, and King Von all had very similar content, but in different packages. Outlaw country might even be proto-gangsta rap.

Happy Sons of Liberty Day

Paul Walter Hauser and Austin Abrams could be a Farley/Spade esq. combo.

@mikfoolery @gnjackalope Hell yes

Genuinely had already decided not to get my hopes on and thought it was never going to happen but we got a NoPixel 5.0 card today and IT'S SO CUTE 🥹 Many many thanks ART BY THE VERY TALENTED @gnjackalope I LOVE IT VERY MUCH

Great, this guy even takes blurry pictures just like me. I'm absolutely fucked.

@LowresWB @theheadshotllc Of all the things to leak from the group chat, you chose my worst fit.

Shower time. Adderall, a glass of whiskey, and Diesel jeans.

Full circle moment

@JackSlackMMA Wtf is this music

It's crazy that we all knew, and the UFC gave him a dispensation in order to avoid it, and he still tested positive, and then a judge still ruled against Hunt.

This was my Euphoria

Great, now Israeli facial ID tech is gonna think I'm this guy for the rest of my life.

They stopped my busking so I went for a last call brew to chill and met this guy, said he had a busy day in Washington or something. Funny dude

They call me "Jerry 2 jobs" the way I be grinding away my mental state in a capitalist system that keeps moving the goalposts farther and farther away while also trying to phase my labor out in favor of automata that double as government spies.