Brad Bellick (FBI)

@RShazier87541 Rod her mom. She’d be so pissed

Wow went on a first date last night and got ghosted today #thatsbaseball

I realized how bad my nicotine addiction was when I lost my Velos in the middle of a tornado warning storm and I went to the gas station to get more in the middle of it.

Better to have Bear Downed and lost than to never have Bear Downed at all.

@ColdestJackson jay cutler

Alright who’s getting the longest TD today

Anyone know where I can hire a little asian to follow me around while I drink and count my beers for the whole year?

@Brianscalburner Dude it’s a thursday night, don’t fucking make me think about this right now

Would you rather not be able to zyn for a month, or not be able to drive your fuel truck for 1 day?

@AsapPuka I hope you choke on your own tongue tonight

Do your job tonight little buzzy @Kyrenwilliams23

This team is special.

@ColdestJackson Your sister has the fattest jugs i’ve ever seen in my life

@ImBradBellick sisters milk just arrived in Rialto!

Welcome back Colin Rea!!

Ryan Blaney this, Ryan Blaney that. No final four for Ryan fuckin Blaney @BoozeBallSports @BakedBusch30

Roll Tide!!

Chicago Sports, you’ve taken years off my life.

Might go to the casino just to take my anger out on a foreign black jack dealer.

@ColdestJackson @NateGchi @BakedBusch30 Whoever it is, their girlfriend’s might be the only ones proud of them

@ImBradBellick @NateGchi @BakedBusch30 Nutrl… that’s even more pussy shit

They were locked in

@ChrisboshS56113 @PopeCum Charlie Kirk and Hank dying in the same month. Worst month ever.

@PopeCum @ImBradBellick Is he Republican?

@ImBradBellick with the Bureaus celebrity crush is Kamala Harris #RipHank

@ChrisboshS56113 Really dude. Hank is gone and ur gonna put her name in the same sentence. #fuckedup

@ColdestJackson I said what got into colin rea. not the chicago cubs

@ImBradBellick Got the L

What the fuck got into Colin Rea tonight