D.A.L.

One of these people is me 👩🏽‍🦱back when we had Black TV shows on air I used to opine that all the Black comedy shows were segregated on one night, but now there’s no nights & that sucks more 🫠

when you decide to stop all that fake laughing at your job

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.

Never understood why boarding a flight early is a “perk” Great, I get to sit for an extra 22 minutes in an uncomfortable seat while we don’t move

i’m still not over oprah giving everyone in the audience a car but they have the option to pay 7k to keep the car or leave with nothing 💀💀💀 i would’ve told gayle i saw her with another woman

As a millennial: Phone is for fun internet (shit posting) Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

Mathew Knowles the first time he heard Torn on the radio:

Retire #Verzuz. It’s over. Waste of time. Once they sold out to the big brand, it was over. And a man named JadaKiss put the nail in the coffin with one of the greatest on stage performances in history. Retire that shit. It’s wack now.

This the one

Incredibly, none of the 1983 champions have won another title since then: MLB - Baltimore Orioles NBA - Philadelphia 76ers NFL - Los Angeles / Las Vegas Raiders NHL - New York Islanders #1983jinx #Orioles #76ers #Raiders #Islanders

A Sunday in May weather wise should never feel like Week 8 in the NFL

The entire airline industry is about to be in shambles. This summer is looking very local for me. I won’t be paying $1,500 to sit in seat 38F. Catch me at the farmers market tasting the fig jams!

JEEZY LIKE TO DRANK JEEZY LIKE TO SMOKE JEEZY LIKE TO MIX ARM & HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

NEW: @JetBlue to return to BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport. Daily nonstops to Fort Lauderdale (@FLLFlyer) will begin on July 9. Service to San Juan (@AeropuertoSJU) to begin on November 2. More: BWIairport.com/JetBlueToReturn

Bandz a make her dance was such a moment

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

I don't know how Microsoft isn't embarrassed by how bad the search functionality is in Outlook. I could be looking for something from YESTERDAY and it'll be like "nope never heard of that email try again"

Using your PTO just to stay home & decompress is a vibe too.

The actual moment Michael Jackson announced it would be the final Jackson 5 tour as shown in the #MichaelMovie