Eric Petri

@Dadsaysjokes Fozzy definitely tells this joke on the muppet babies reboot.

What do clouds wear? Thunder wear.

@auto_rocket Cold stone Reunion this summer ?

@ImLittleEric HI I MISS YOU

Hi

@a_glassman I want to build a social network only for astronauts. It’s called MySpaceBook

I want to build a social network that is only for families wanting to stay connected. Thinking of calling it OnlyFams. (wcgw)

@Auto_Rocket It’s soup season !

My friend told me that the only time I communicate with him between the hours of 11 AM and 2 PM is to send him pictures of my soup. Sorry I’m a soup girl??

@a_glassman I really like that she added the pause between uranium and bomb

Ruby has really internalized Plankton’s part of the FUN song…

@ImAndyE MJFs body guard

Ok Wtf is wordle

@ImAndyE Nonsense

Here’s a list of my 2021 highlights: •

@ImAndyE On top of ? How big do you think the liberty bell is ?

Is there a Taco Bell location next to/on top of the liberty bell? If not, missed opportunity. But it’s not too late.

@hankgreen Sure

Looking for character names / screennames...if you don't mind your name being in a novel (Note: you might be an asshole) please reply to this.

@YHaraga @aliensinnoh With 3D Touch it was even better. You could 3D Touch any part of the keyboard. Just upgraded out of an iPhone X and I keep fucking up and doing it wrong

@aliensinnoh IIRC, it was first introduced in devices with 3D touch in 2016, and then to all devices in 2018 with iOS 12.

Oh my god actually this tap and hold on the space bar thing is amazing…

@TristanRendo Look like poppers to me

Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

@ImAndyE That sucks. Sorry to hear that man

Accidentally got almonds instead of cashews

Like you just gave me completely different food than what I wanted for dinner.

So I get the wrong item - and @UberEats is just “Aw man that stinks”

@rainnwilson @ATT The bars refer to your voice service not data

@ImAndyE Let’s do some glamor shots at the office

I wanna shoot photos of something I’ve never done before. Should be easy since I really just shoot cars. Who wants 📸 of something/anything?

@Auto_Rocket Today on the phone I was called both Erica and Megan.

Just another day of being called Amber in an email from a client at work

@TristanRendo @NintendoAmerica I’ve considered it off and on since it launched but will likely never pull the trigger.

#MarioParty Superstars arrives on #NintendoSwitch, 10/29! Enjoy 5 boards from the Nintendo 64 era & 100 minigames from the series catalog – all of which can be played with button controls. Plus, all game modes work with online play! Pre-order: ninten.do/6011n19QR