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Drake's lip begins to quiver as he watches the Mayweather v Pacquiao highlights. "I wish you hugged me like that when we fight," he weeps.

YKNOW PHANEUF HAS AN UPPER BODY INJURY FER SURE, ITS CALLED A BROKEN HEART FROM NOBODY STICKIN UP FER HIM WHEN ERIC STALL TRIED TA KILL HIM!

@hamsandcastle im sure they olaf'ed at this one pretty hard

If you "love Islam" you should be standing up to the extremists and the sectarians and the terrorists too. Not just the Islamophobes.

Ferguson testimony shows unorthodox forensics, with Wilson bagging own gun, washing hands trib.in/11wagoq

@DinkMagic what are they doing?

YKNOW AND ANOTHER THING I WENT TO THE BAKE SHOP TADAY AND ASKED FER "PURE BREAD" AND THEY MUSTA BEEN ALL SOLD OUT

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HEY WHOA WHOA HEY HEY HEY NOW WHOA NOW WHOA HEY COME ON NOW WHOA WHOA HEY WHO ARE THE ARIZONA COYOTES

"I've always had a love of country music" - Kid Rock

guys! the Ouija's moving! N I G H T F E V E R oh shit N I G H T F E V E R oh SHIT W E K N O W H O W 2 D O I T wait this is a BeeGee board

@hamsandcastle A+

"You must not only respect the pouch, but yourself as well." - Capri-Sun Tzu

Kanye Is A Genius.

@mattytalks actually dirt biked around a volcano thanks for asking

On Oct 1, Germany abolished ALL University and College Tuition fees! au.ibtimes.com/articles/56839…

Oilers should ask Tkachev's agent two questions: 1) How much? 2) Here it is

@hamsandcastle at reputation lvl 5 you can get with the cryptographer. Added bonus: Lvl 8 his voice dub changes to Allen Rickman

if facebook is down for you try facebooth - just come to Denny's sit in a booth and have a face to face convo with your buddies