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@mattytalks

I look at you and feel the same, could you forgive me for that pain

Katılım Şubat 2009
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I rewrote "Nowhere Man" so it's about being online
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So life is a never ending labyrinth of insecurities, economic anxiety and an unstable world order on the verge of all out war? Well let me ask you question? Have you ever tried Mocktails?
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The first time Dr.David Banner turned into the Hulk was when they added an 18% gratuity to his check at Olive Garden because there was a party of 8
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If any of my online buddies are interested, I’ve somehow been locked out of insta and FB lol and I’m not eager to get back in! I’m not deceased 😊
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Most mental illnesses can be cured by wearing “barefoot” shoes for 30 days
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I finally watched the Bad Bunny halftime show. The thing I’m most curious about is why the worlds most successful pop artist wears clothes from Chess King circa 1991
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Bad News Comrades: I’ve received information that ICE has raided the Puppy Bowl and apprehended a chihuahua by the name of Churro
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Bad news friends, An ICE agent has shot Spuds Mackenzie after mistaking him for the Yo Quiero Taco Bell Chihuahua
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The people who shop at my local grocery store have a lot of issues
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When a woman is ready to mate, she builds a ship in a bottle. Then she gives it to a man and he pees in the bottle. Thats how you make a baby
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Two men of color kissing
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RIP to a real one, I’ll never forget you Dilmberd
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@Hermit_Thrush It means you’re gay, you’re a gay man and a gay activist and every day you fight to be heard and understood. You are the modern day Martin Luther King
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Hermit Thrush Ⓜ️@Hermit_Thrush·
Thinking about changing my bio just because all the grok summaries say I'm an activist because i put that ironically in my profile
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RIP Bobby Weir As a teenager, struggling with my place in the world, I listened to the Grateful Dead and found comfort When I lost my father and wasn’t sure how to navigate life after loss, I listened to the Grateful Dead and found comfort I hope you found comfort
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It’s hard to apply modern standards to past times, but in my opinion John Wilkes Booth would have totally gotten cancelled if Twitter was around back then
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@dypschyt Guys can’t even make conversation anymore without getting called out online.
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