emily 🖤

wicked promo goes hard

all i could think of watching keiran on #TheApprentice was that he is like the apprentice version of matty healy

work

there's an option to mute! discovered this when it kept telling me "sorry" after not having enough club card points

@TfL any particular reason why the w7 did not leave muswell hill for 25-30 minutes despite there being 4 of them parked there tonight!? I am now 20 minutes late 😭

the boys team this week #TheApprentice

I ask the traffic lights they say: I don't know

@lunarfq HI

say hi to SNOW or have a terrible christmas

@Silverxsx hi spongebob 😭

Say hi to Spongebob or have a terrible 2026 😀

@TfL Yes indeed but a man got stuck in the door

@ImTheProblemily the train behind. Any delay in doing so can have massive safety implications.

@TfL the 8.53 central line train leaving Tott-C-Road eastbound the driver didn't give enough time for people to get on/off and shut the doors on people as they were boarding particularly the 1st carriage. this shouldn't be acceptable as no one on platform had chance to board.

@playmatejaylene KFC

you have to name him the last thing you ate

tiramisu

we are riding the biggest tide of AI ever, yet my autocorrect still thinks i want to say "hahs" when i type a combination of letters meaning to spell "haha"

grindr 💀

@taylorswift13 @aaron_dessner I don't know whats sadder, the fact Joe is credited as a co-writer so signed off on the "fucked in the head" lyric implicitly about taylor, or that she sang it in a wedding dress bc it likely was a cathartic experience maybe knowing he would never see her at the altar in one 😭

NO PROBLEMS TODAY JUST CHAMPAGNE🥂 I wanted to share this video with you from when @aaron_dessner and I were doing our fittings for the video and there was a piano, so ofc this happened. SO stoked evermore has been honored like this. Congrats to all our fellow nominees #GRAMMYs

gani reacting like this to paps in derry actually has me screaming #bbuk

@TheBradSell he was filmed arriving but not seen too much after, I reckon he was in bed with his bible and 100k by midnight bless him 😭

@ImTheProblemily Was Richard there??

low-key here for gani just spilling all the after party vids #bbuk

@napakins I'm crying the way that he just yeeted him self down the stairs and nobody batted an eyelid 😭

no big brother uk win will ever be as chaotic and hilarious as Pete’s in ‘06 #BBUK #BBLL

not someone behind caroline on #bbll wearing cameron b sweetheart merch 💀 #bbuk