Joseph (eu/acc)
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Joseph (eu/acc)
@ImmutableLawyer
EU Tech Lawyer, Managing Partner @axisgroupxyz - My opinions





Today, @FlexSuperApp, raised $70M Series B1 to launch The Full Financial Home for Business Owners. Making Flex officially a unicorn. Led by @RyanQualtrics and @ryanjsweeney’s @halo_fund, with participation from existing investors. And we're introducing Flex Global.




crypto cards are not crypto. they’re just fancy debit cards that sell your position with worse rates than coinbase. you still sell your crypto to spend. you still get wrecked on fees. you still trigger taxable event and you still don’t actually own anything. we built @xplaceapp different. non-custodial credit card that let’s you spend without selling. simply by borrowing against your SOL, ETH, BTC and stables when you pay. if your “crypto card” makes you sell to spend, it’s not crypto. it’s a trap. who’s done exiting just to fund their lifestyle?




'The industry isn't tired of tokens; it's tired of bad token design' With an 11.9x oversubscribed sale, the @squidrouter team talks raising the crypto UI/UX bar, institutional inflows, and the importance of tokenomics. Thanks to @0xtna & @ecdsafu for being the first to take our new series for a spin.


When you are using a crypto neobank, who actually owns your money? After the recent fight between @MikeSilagadze and @raagulanpathy, I got curious, so I had Claude read the actual Terms of Service of 18 crypto neobanks and sort them into 3 categories: - You own your money - Crypto neobank holds your funds for you but doesn't own it - Crypto neobank owns your money It turns out that most of them are still self-custodial, and besides Kast, there's another neobank that actually owns your money ☠️ custody-ledger.vercel.app Disclaimer: analyzed by Claude, let me know if any of them are wrong



