In Jensen We Trust

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@DrewVento Dudes that thought that they were getting replaced by Ai 🤣

BREAKING: JP Morgan received 435,122 applications in the past hour. 20X their previous single day high.

@dogeofficialceo 🤣🤣 where did you even get this clip?

JPMorgan offices livestream

When you find out there’s an opening at $JPM

JP Morgan’s HR Department Right Now $JPM

@SoundDobad I was just about to make this meme until I caught it scrolling. Brilliant 🤣

Sir, job applications are up 686,000% this morning

@JoshNo19 @Justicecharmeth Trying something different. Apparently publicly posting near 100x return stock picks isn’t one of the algorithms preferred content. 🤣

@InJensenWeTrust @Justicecharmeth The GIF pick and the line about looking for fabio. 💯

Complete 🤡🖥

@JoshNo19 @Justicecharmeth 🙏 One of my favorite movies ever . 🤣

@InJensenWeTrust @Justicecharmeth Hahaha... 😆 😆 😆 Jensen with the appropriate meme choice. Nice 💯

I’m patiently waiting for a moment like this… 🤣🤣

@LynAldenContact He has set the bar high 🤣

Bessent’s resting face while interviewers ask their questions is certainly one to study. Makes me feel like I got to up my resting face game to whatever level this is.

@brockpierson Real talk… I’d whoop you in Mario Cart

The main theme of SNES Super MarioKart. One of the best of alltime.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Incredible Picture.

A Blue Jay and a Northern Cardinal square off in a brief confrontation. Both species are native to North America.

@JoshNo19 @Justicecharmeth “You guys are still talking about that good body nonsense like we’re looking for Fabio”. 🤣

@Justicecharmeth I work for the state and they think using old or cheap tech is just great. Swear, they would still fax crap on a dial-up line if they could save a few pennies. Private Secotor is always better because they have to compete. 💯

@nikitabier Congratulations to you and your team. 40% is Huge!

After a quiet start of the year, X will record the most monthly downloads in history this April, beating our last record by 40%. We're just getting warmed up.

🤣🤣❤️❤️

New Jerome Powell Anthem? What Do You Think? 🤣 It’s just transitory… Check out this song! suno.com/s/4gNb48SiRGIB…

@JoshNo19 @kshaughnessy2 @NickNemo17 Bro… @TruthGundlach was talking about the Red Lobster Markdowns were at 98% overnight. (Paraphrasing)

@InJensenWeTrust @kshaughnessy2 @NickNemo17 Man, that seems really dishonest for them to manipulate data like that. 💯

The accounting magic private credit uses to make risky loans look healthy on paper @NickNemo17 calls out Ares’ two “top priority” loans to the same dying company (Pluralsight) • Both labeled “First Lien Senior Secured” (supposed to be safest) • Same day, same due date • One marked 100 cents on the dollar • The other at 6 cents Nemeth exposes the 94 cent gap via secret side deals.

@rsd4444 I’m getting a chub looking at all of the X Men Books… pause 🤣

Just going through my comic book collection, pulling out some to take to the shop. Getting a bunch appraised, selling off a few, and sending some for grading. Feels good to finally organize the collection! What are you doing today? 📚🦸‍♂️

@GeneralPatton83 @grok is this a real thing? 🤣

😂😂😂

@ThxxasBlxze You’re allowed to feel upset but reinforce the fact that you are there bro…. Follow up. That’s the best gift you could give her. No matter what! Plus you’ll get closure about plans.