Andrew Mebs

@saras76 Cut an inch off a krassenstein's penis and they/them would have a scar on its ass.

Speculation is rising that Ed Krassenstein is getting treated at the Micropenis Treatment Center for Gnomes for his lifelong shrimp dick erectile dysfunction and that helium-sucking falsetto voice that makes him sound like a castrated mouse on Xanax.

What do you call this look?

Just gonna leave this here...

@onlydubsX When did obama go blonde? To hide his graying hair?

Jada Pinkett Smith says no matter how hard Will Smith tried to make her happy it didn’t work, adding she later realized it wasn’t his responsibility, which led her to seek happiness in other people while still married, claiming it helped her heal 😳🤔

@Hunter_Eagleman HUGE WIN!

She GONE & good riddance! 🤡

@AsakyGRN Truth hurts?

Bunch of black ladies on the train slurred a Caucasian lady and called her a “b!**h. As soon as the Caucasian lady got off the train, and the train door was about to be closed, she called them the “N” word and this happened. 😂😂

@AntiWokeMemes Proud? It's not an accomplishment. 🤡🌎

caption this...

@otokyo__ Beavers

What does your Country have ???

@trumplicans2024 Didn't know there are dyi tit jobs.

you see her at the Home Depot and think?

@DefiantLs Um...excuse me sir, you have something on your nose.

Woman says a “maggot” will hate to see her paying with food stamps at the store with her Balenciaga purse and Fendi shoes

@Geniustechw That forehead must be 20% of her height. Could be a flat screen TV.

🔥🚨JUST IN: This TikTok influencer is going viral after claiming her life is hard because she is so pretty and how “pretty privilege” drains her so much due to everyone staring at her as soon she walks outside. What is your reaction?

@RealJessica Well.......look what they/them vote for. 🤡🌎

A NYC school teacher has a GREAT idea for billionaires leaving New York. 🤣🙄 He suggests that if the billion dollar companies leave then the regular folks should just take over their businesses. Journalist: “What do you say to the folks who say, if you tax millionaires, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city. What happens if they leave? What's your response?” NYC Teacher: “We should take their business and we run it for the city ourselves.” 🤡 Journalist: “They take their business to Florida, you feel like you can keep it here?” NYC Teacher: “They can't leave the building. They can't just bring their whole entire workforce to Florida. Right? They can't bring all of the resources that they have to build the business here to Florida. Thats where you would say we're building a real movement, right?” “To stop that, we’d make it illegal for them to actually leave. We would find them to hell if they're gonna try to abandon their property here. Because clearly people do need to work, right? People do need to make a living.” Are they really all this stupid?? Follow: @RealJessica

@LangmanVince Have you seen the streets of philadelphia lately?

Seriously is there a dumber and more irrelevant musician on planet Earth than Bruce Springsteen who hasn't had a hit song since "Steets of Philadelphia" released 33 years ago in 1993?

@HistorianUSA1 @Starbucks Next order for S-A-R-A-H will contain some S-P-I-T.

Watch as Sarah is having a full-blown meltdown on a @Starbucks barista because they keep dropping the “h” from her name on the cup. Ma’am, it’s not that deep. Change your name to Karen and lean into the brand, or just touch some grass. ☕💀

@LangmanVince ...for a democrat. 🤡🌎

Barrack Obama is an Alpha Male!

@tjtinpdx @KatTimpf @Gutfeldfox This your shirt?

@KatTimpf Do your best, hypocritical hack! I’ve survived more than you can ever imagine! Just shows what a hypocrite you are with your libertarian BS. @Gutfeldfox is changing the world, and you’re a user, a fame whore!Can’t take the criticism, so you character assassinate. Again, pathetic!

This you?

@LiberalHivemind Too bad ozempic doesn't change your face.

I speak for everyone when I say: Please fuck off forever.

@JuliaHB1 I thought they/them just wanted to be left alone and live the best life? 🤔😖

Apparently today has been 'Trans Day of Visibility'. Not to be confused with 'Trans Day of Remembrance', which is part of 'Transgender Awareness Week'. Also not to be mistaken for the 'Trans March of Visibility', which is  part of 'Trans Pride' which is in July. And none of these should be confused with 'Non-Binary People’s Day' on 14 July or 'International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia' which is in May. Oh, or the 'Trans Pride Walk', which is in August. All of the above are of course distinct from 'LGBT History Month' which is in February.  So please make sure we all spend the rest of today talking about trans people, because they just don't get enough attention. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (H/t @wokeandwoofing)

You're so full of shit, bro. I almost choked on my lunch.