Ina Disguise

So naughty but I love it

@Amelia558rs Are you sleeping in the kitchen?

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@usanewshq Referring to women as numbers is unlikely to land you one

All men really want is land and a pretty 5 to homestead with

@ronsterd89 keep it the way it is, they seem to be quite arty

@Teranova2112 @SkyNewsAust @newscomauHQ no. She is working up to the divorce now

Does Meghan Markle have a little bun in the oven!?! Or is that just a beer gut? @SkyNewsAust @newscomauHQ

@eclipesed @NoContextBrits we have a shelf for 3 meats and a shelf the same size just for bacon, bacon is serious here lol

@NoContextBrits This is factually incorrect We have both back bacon and streaky rashers always available for sale in the UK, there is a bias towards back bacon but I always select streaky, it's taster Also both types reduce terrorism by 100% when eaten.

Why though?

@rl_keith @NoContextBrits why are you going to cheap suppliers?

@NoContextBrits UK meat, including bacon, is pumped full of water. You don't fry it, it gets boiled grey into tough leathery strips.

@NoContextBrits these are two different cuts of bacon. We take bacon very seriously in the UK, 4 different types as standard, for dedicated people at least 6 different types

@HazelAppleyard Oh no, that will never go away, she might as well leave now

I would never stop crying

@Geniustechw the necklace answers all questions

A straight man can be attracted to a trans woman who still has a penis and he’s still 100% straight because trans women are real women and it doesn’t matter what’s in their pants. Do YOU agree?

@HRH_SHP @HazelAppleyard A man pretending to be a woman is feeling bad because another man pretending to be a woman cannot stick the parts he still has into her manufactured ones, by the looks of the post?

@HazelAppleyard Okay, wait, I’m confused. Is this a man trying to penetrate a woman? If so, how is that woman a lesbian? Is a transbian just a straight guy in a dress?

CAN WE STOP DOING THIS PLEASE

@grfarmgoat @anymanfitness yeah the idea that 2000 is an average, not a law. A lot of people seem to believe that they are a robot, and tbh they are probably right, they are robots

@anymanfitness I ate 1200 for 44 days straight. Measured and weighed everything. I gained weight. I wish was I kidding.

"1200 calories is starvation" is a psyop. If you are: - a woman - have a desk job - short - over 40 (perimenopause territory) Your maintenance calories are between 1500-1600 If you want to lose fat, you need to create a deficit somehow

@otokyo__ Buying a new one

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@OldHeadHST @CollinRugg so much for perfect american teeth lol

@CollinRugg Ok Pete

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@honor_dennis @LibOrNormal youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?si…

@LibOrNormal Strangely because when I grew up in the 70’s & 80’s I remember when women would ask the question “does this (skirt, dress, etc.) make my ass look big? You better say “No honey you look fantastic!” Now women actually want their ass to be huge. When did this change??

Is this Attractive?!

@FrasatPakistani @chi_quiero I dont think he would like that

@chi_quiero EId Mubarak 😀

That turban wrapping, the skill!! Where did his beard go?! 😮😮

@Miaupf @chi_quiero He is Sikh

@chi_quiero Id Mubarak 😍

@pmalston @chi_quiero Sikh women arent all that modest

@chi_quiero Yes men are also vain, even in a culture where their women are forced to and willingly practice extreme modesty.

Insane

@oddroadmap @HustleBitch_ my mother and grandmother both had babies at 43. Why doesnt she pick a fertile model?

@HustleBitch_ 1) She looks older than 43? 2) Why not choose a fertile model? 3) Why would you let your middle aged 6/10 a decade ago wife parade around in her underwear?

🚨 Jeff Goldblum, 73, poses with his 43-year-old wife Emilie Livingston. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@HustleBitch_ they seem to share a similar sense of humour