Shalu
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Recently, Alia Bhatt hosted an award ceremony. She was trying to make people laugh.
Alia: From 2019 to 2026, many things have changed. In 2019, I was shooting for a Bhansali movie, and in 2026, I am still shooting for Bhansali films.
Audience didn’t laugh.
Alia: In 2019, we were watching Mohit Suri movies with popcorn; in 2026, we are watching Mohit Suri movies with an IV.
Audience didn’t laugh.
Alia: In 2019, Aditya Dhar gave us the blockbuster film Uri; in 2026, Aditya Dhar gave us the blockbuster film Dhurandhar.
Audience didn’t laugh.


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90 lacs name deleted from voter list in Bengal
294 seats
Around 30000 per seat
Arun Arora@Arun2981
Bihar is just a testing ground Real target is Bengal #voterlist
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@NalinisKitchen ohh it means u only watch his twitter stories that people share and not his videos, else u wont be saying this but its okay i guess after FIR u came to ur senses.
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I challenge you to make one honest video about what has improved in India in the past 10 years. You do not have the courage to do it because the moment BJP gets any credit, it does not fit your narrative.
Even I criticize the government for bad decisions and policies. No government is perfect. But constantly showing only the negative side is not criticism, it is bias.
There is a difference between criticism and hate. You are the second one.
Dhruv Rathee@dhruv_rathee
Hopefully now you have realized what dictatorship looks like…
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@raghav_chadha nautanki se alag kuch ni karte ho tum, bjp m chale jao easy rahega kyunki wahan kaam thodayi krna h bas drama krna h
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If you drive without a helmet, camera will detect.
If you drive without a seat belt, camera will detect.
If you overspeed, camera will detect.
If you use your phone while driving, camera will detect.
They detect every mistake people make, and you get a challan. So why can’t the same traffic cameras detect the potholes on the road?
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They copied that horrific rape scene from Game of Thrones and added it to the Chiraiya show.
They also said 82 percent of Indian wives face sexual abuse by their husbands.
Any girl who watches that show will hate husbands.
Next-level propaganda to dismantle the Indian family structure.
Irony is the same people support sleeping around and body count before marriage.

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@FI_InvestIndia this is as per media, in actual there is huge shortage and people are standing whole day in queue
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I am unable to understand the concept of over booking LPG cylinders 😭😭😭
So let me try to understand the phenomenon 😆
Someone has a double cylinder. One of them is not empty yet, but he books another cylinder out of panic. So basically he returns a half filled cylinder and gets a full one by paying full price.
So basically when the Gas company refills the half filled cylinder, they need to fill less. Which brings profits for them. Making their shareholders richer 😂
So what does this panic bro really achieve? Maybe some peace.
Moral of the story - Buy shares of LPG companies. And don't book a cylinder until one becomes empty 🔔
#FI
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Arvind Kejriwal had ₹1.65 Cr in 2015 and when he left in 2025 he had ₹1.73 Cr. He could save only 8 lakh rupees despite being the CM for 10 years.
Parvesh Verma had ₹15.5 Cr in 2014 and had ₹114 Cr in 2025.He amassed a whopping ₹98 Cr in 10 years and that too without holding any post.
Yes, this shameless person has the audacity to call AK a "dakait".
Parvesh Sahib Singh@p_sahibsingh
दिल्ली के ‘डकैत’ की कहानी… भरोसे का चेहरा लेकर आया, और खजाना अपने सपनों के शीशमहल में लगा गया। #SheeshMahal
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@IndianTechGuide this is so stupid, now u will say insurance companies charge yearly and if we dont claim then keep adding sum assured in next years ?
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JUST GOT OFF A CAL WITH KHAMANEI JR. NICE GUY, BEAUTIFUL GUY, HANDSOME GUY - HE SAID HE WILL NOT BE PURSUING A NUCLEAR WEAPON PROGRAM AS IT IS AGAINST HIS PRINCIPLES - I SAID LETS DO A DEAL AND HE SAID YES AND NOW USA IS GOING TO BUY BOMAN IRANI WORTH 4237120 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY YEAR FROM IRAN - MAY GOD BLESS BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF IRAN.
Piece through strength!
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@InvestorOfJAMMU Atleast joker trump is concerned for US share market but our government is only busy in elections and buying voters
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