IndignantBeaver

Tales of Arc Raiders: Night Raid on Spaceport! Whilst the Beaver quietly loots his begotten tower treasure... A lowly scoundrel comes up the zipline, thievery on the mind! Alas, the would be their is stunned by a well placed jolt mine. The Indignant One burns him to ground...

... Look at you... ...Out golfing while teams are playing and trying to make it about you... ...attention whore.

@Ade780 @NHL_Muse I was being a prick! God Jeffery!!! You knew that!

@IndignantBeaver @NHL_Muse They maybe don’t end up there if he’s around.

What is the biggest “What if” in NHL history?

@Ade780 @NHL_Muse McDavid at Mullet Arena would have been amazing. 😏

@NHL_Muse The Arizona Coyotes had the second best odds of landing Connor McDavid in 2015. I always wonder the What If with that. Could Connor McDavid have move the needle enough for hockey in Arizona to still be there? Would having McDavid get them a new arena down there? We’ll never know.

What if the Oilers did land Markstrom all those years ago?

Jake “The Snake” Roberts tells the wild story of the infamous Cobra bite incident involving “Macho Man” Randy Savage, complete with his best Macho Man impression. During an interview, Roberts revealed that he pitched the idea of a snakebite on live TV to advance their ongoing rivalry. Savage initially refused unless he had absolute proof that the stunt was safe. Savage demanded that Jake let the cobra bite his own leg first to prove the venom sacs had been removed. Roberts pulled down his pants and let the snake bite him. Savage then made Jake sit in the locker room for 30 minutes to ensure he did not collapse or die from venom before finally agreeing to the angle.

Well, it was nice knowing you all

My bartender told me it was only good for the 1st round and gave it back to me 😭 #Texashockey

At Mercedes, the cars are much better than the fucking atmosphere. #CanadianGP 🇨🇦 #F1

I’M NOT FINISHED!

The name of the Oilers next coach is somewhere out in the ether. There's a prime candidate, a brilliant candidate, a solid fallback candidate and then a group of outliers worth discussing. Here are 5 who could help the Oilers. nytimes.com/athletic/72961…

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Godzilla 🤝 Big Oak Hideki Matsui presented Kaz with a signed jersey and baseball! 松井秀喜さんから和真にサイン入りユニフォームと野球ボールをプレゼント！ Both players are Yomiuri Giants LEGENDS 🇯🇵

Congrats to Hoff on reaching 600 career Ks ‼️

government to get fucked by a separation. I didn't work towards my pension to have it cut in almost half. But I will certainly hate your guts if this sinks the value of my property... That's it. That's all. Fuck politics.

...are mostly short sighted loons. So enjoy your vote. Good luck to you I suppose. I'll be here when you take your L. That being said, if you somehow pull out the W, I'll shake your hand and start my "protect my lifestyle" plans. I didn't slave away 18 years of my life for the...

Part of me wants Alberta to separate to give me the ultimate excuse to sell my house and fuck off to Saskatchewan. No lie. My job is Canadian. It provides my way of life. It provides for my family. If they separate, I'm not sitting here waiting to see if I still have my job.

The Avs were 45-0-0 this season when leading after 2 periods. That's now 45-1-0 👀 Colorado now faces an uphill climb. Only the 1945 Red Wings have ever won an NHL best-of-7 semifinal series after losing the first two at home 😳

Three years ago, @JoeyBats19 retired as a Blue Jay and a donation was made to Holland Bloorview, a place José visited numerous times through @JaysCare programming. Today, they opened the newly enhanced Teen Lounge - a space for inpatient clients to connect with one another 💙

DAWG. SIX-OUT SAVE FOR LOUIS V!