Pope of Eris

This actually happened and still happens

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock. We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great. We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really. We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much. We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too. We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable. We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all. We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead. We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job. You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest. Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team. Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know. Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside? Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

It's not "ethnic cleansing" when millions of foreigners are imported by governments against the wishes of Britain and Europe's native populations, living at their expense, and raping, maiming, and murdering their children. But it is "ethnic cleansing" to shred their paperwork and send them home unharmed. If you haven't learned that "racism" is just a word used to take your country away from you without you putting up a fight, then you haven't been paying attention.

@buddha_bebop Commie trash like you is what's wrong with the world.

@InfiniteBob petty capitalist ideology emerges in face of capitalisms cyclical depressions. manufactures a grand past to which the perceived racial superiors must return. militaristic, expansionist industrializes the oppression capitalism has always practiced, virulently antisocialist

You don't even know what that is.

@sourpatchlyds Hey, Alf was a great guy.

What a sad obituary.. I can't imagine how she would feel knowing his name was the first thing a national magazine mentioned about her death.

@steveth75737857 If it does it better be bringing snacks for everyone

is Islam gonna enter your home?

@IfindRetards got one for you

JAVIER MILEI: "A socialist is someone who, having the choice to be free, prefers to be a slave, simply because they can't bear the brilliance of other human beings."

@BigWillAI2026 @tanpukunokami I'm at a point in my life where I order rare because I want medium rare, if I order medium rare I get medium.

@tanpukunokami 🤣🤣 people get into arguments over how a steak or burger should be cooked. Anything more than medium is sacrilege. I like medium rare.

Yokosuka Naval Base. A backyard BBQ. The meat had not yet touched the grill, and the opinions were already smoking. Rare. Medium. Well-done. Dry rub. Sauce later. Sauce never. I stopped near the cooler. “Is this dinner, or a meeting?” My friend laughed. “People just care about BBQ, man.” Care. In my land, when someone invites you to their home, you bring respect, maybe a small gift, and the ability to say “everything is delicious” even if your soul has questions. Here, I had entered a backyard and found a council of meat. One man said, “Low and slow.” Another said, “Don’t ruin it with sauce.” A third said, “I like mine well-done.” The yard went quiet. Even the dog stopped being American for one second. This was not a cookout. This was diplomacy with smoke. I did not know which side to join. I respected the grill. I feared the tongs. I wanted peace between all temperatures. My friend warned me. “Just don’t ask for ketchup.” Too late. I had learned that barbecue is not cooked. It is defended. By the time the ribs came off the grill, I was a ruined man. I was not relaxed. I was not neutral. I had been drafted into backyard meat politics. A meat opinion that appears before the meat cannot be ignored. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with American BBQ. Nod at “low and slow.” Respect the smoke. Never touch another man’s grill. Who am I deceiving. I still do not understand the factions, but if the ribs are good, I will pledge loyalty to all of them.

@JohnCleese And sometimes they explode.

The fear is caused by the complete lack of respect for British traditions and values

@GrizzDaBlaq15 You literally quoted me, therefore my opinion matters to you. You're an ignorant fool if you think it's odd that I can appreciate Eris, Christ, and (you obviously missed) J.R. "Bob" Dobbs at the same time. Then again, most people who believe what you do are ignorant fools, so...

@InfiniteBob I don't recall asking you a damn thing. And the oddity of you associating yourself with a Greek goddess of chaos, when you're spouting nonsense backed by Christian dogma.

He got into politics because politics started interfering with his life and projects. His child was part of that. Nobody wants to lose their child to this grotesque barbarity.

What a stupid thing to believe. You can't generate wealth in a capitalist system without benefitting people. Bezos is rich because Amazon made buying stuff way easier. Elon is rich because PayPal made it easy to send money without getting your credit card stolen. Learn economics.

@jeremyct Nothing stopping him from renting it out at market rates if he wants to move. This argument is stupid.

My friend bought a house in 2020 at 2.9% interest. Locked in forever. His mortgage is $1,450 a month. Same house today would cost him $3,100 a month at current rates. He can’t move. Can’t upsize. Can’t relocate for a better job. The rate that saved him also trapped him. Golden handcuffs nobody warned him about.

Bold of you to assume he doesn't. Just because he's not doing it your way doesn't mean he's not doing it. What are you doing to make a difference?

Yeah, he buys rockets to go to Mars, and satellites so we can have worldwide Internet, and car plants so we can have emission free cars. All for the betterment of humanity. Food is the simplest problem to solve. Even someone like you could solve it, without using his money.

Apparently you know nothing about Eris. Also you're really stupid if you believe that about Elon.

@Justice4AllTIs @BrianAtlas Sure buddy, keep making those mud pies

Anti Elon Musk propaganda and misinformation is ramping up MASSIVELY.

@r_tootsie He doesn't need to notice me, but you sure did. And all it took was pointing out what a pathetic liar you are.

@InfiniteBob Ride his broken dick harder, I think he might notice you!

You can lie about him all you want. We know the truth. You're the one making the world worse. Elon makes the world awesome.

No you retard, Elon isn't a monster just because he uses his money to do things other than your pet project. There's enough food in the world to feed everyone. It's a distribution problem, mostly caused by governments.