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Can you honestly maintain eye contact with her for even a moment?

@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg

Something quite satisfying about James Milner ending his playing career in a defeat to Man United.

Ferguson 13/21 (61%) prem league titles 3 UCL vs 6/10 (60%) prem league titles 1 UCL. Fergie time in England was definitely better

Ederson has verbally agreed a five-year contract at Manchester United, while club-to-club talks are advancing. #MUFC also keen on Mateus Fernandes and Aurélien Tchouaméni. Both names high in their thinking. Elliot Anderson remains the dream (and top) target yet #MCFC optimistic of agreeing terms with the Nottingham Forest midfielder. Sandro Tonali cost would need to drop for Manchester United to move up him their list, while Carlos Baleba and Alex Scott are other options. However, Bournemouth are in a strong position with Europe to agree a new deal with Scott. Joao Gomes not on the list currently, despite being considered in January. Wolves midfielder expected to complete a move to Atletico Madrid in the coming days, as revealed on @talkSPORT. Manchester United will sign at least two new midfielders.🔴

Chelsea missed the flight to Europe

Brighton memories! 📸😎

How do you assemble the most expensive squad in history, only to finish 10th, ceding a European spot to a newly promoted side? Chelsea is the worst project in football.

@CFCMods I'm so dead 😂😂😭

Teams like Bournemouth, Sunderland, Brighton should never ever be in Europe instead of Chelsea, they’ve ran this club to the ground.

Defeat at the Stadium of Light. #CFC | #SUNCHE

Would actually be jokes if Manchester United defeat Brighton and we still don’t end up defeating Sunderland, such a Chelsea thing to do.

Arsenal fan talking about set pieces lmfao

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

From 1990 until 2001 Sir Alex won 20 trophies the same as Pep All this was done while only being the 10th highest spender in England, this included 3 European trophies in a time that Italy & Spain had superior money to English sides. This all came after Sir Alex took over a broken and failing institution in Man United which he spend years fixing and rebuilding from the bottom up. The idea that any reason “baffles” you Jamie is absolutely ridiculous especially when Pep’s success is on the back of 115 allegations that Man City build their finances to fund Pep fraudulently.

What if oxygen is actually a slow-acting poison… and it just takes 75–100 years to finish us off

X World Forecast 🌦️☀️🌧️ Second episode, I have added Australia since they wanted to be in this 🇦🇺 Danish weather girl got the name "Freja" do you have any ideas for what we should call the others ?

🚨🇧🇷 Manchester United emissaries have been on a mission in Italy for several transfer topics (exits/incomings). Talks advanced also for Éderson, agreement close but still waiting for United decision on whether they want to proceed and close the deal. 🎥 youtu.be/KrQM9X-pnBc

Jordan Henderson 20 minutes into England’s World Cup opener against Croatia:

@AliceTalksFooty Ederson is quality player you'll see

This is the Delap of midfielders this summer. Wilcox wants him because he's the cheapest. Mateus, Baleba, J. Gomes, Anderson, Scott, Tonali, Tchouameni all far better players.