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I left Coinbase for @krakenfx. Not because of one thing. Because of everything. Here's what most people don't realize about Kraken in 2026. They're not just a crypto exchange anymore. 11,000+ US stocks. 560+ cryptos. Gold. Oil. Futures. All in one account. Zero commission on stocks. And if you're just holding cash as a stablecoin, you're earning 2 to 4% APR automatically. Your bank gives you 0.5%. Some key things that made me switch: • @krakenpro fees start at 0.25% maker. Lower than most competitors at base level. • Instant USD withdrawals. 365 days a year. Try getting that from your bank. • USDG earns yield the moment it hits your account. No lockups. Paid weekly. • They've never been hacked. Never lost customer funds. Since 2011. • Wyoming SPDI charter. 100% reserve requirement on cash deposits. And then this happened. Nasdaq announced a partnership with Kraken on March 9. They're building tokenized versions of listed stocks together. Full governance rights. Voting. Dividends. The biggest tech stock exchange in the world chose Kraken. Oh and if you hold HBAR, Kraken is running a trading challenge right now. 300,000 HBAR reward pool. Trade the HBAR perp on Kraken Pro, compete based on volume. First 2,000 clients. Runs through March 23. For international users it gets even crazier. xStocks give you tokenized US equities trading 24/7 with up to 20x leverage in 110+ countries. Crypto exchanges are becoming the new brokerages. And Kraken is leading the charge.

@Ga__ke do me a fav and CTO $squishy kind kol ser

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@dogwifcoin Nothing like finding a pot of wif at the end of the rainbow - happy st wiffy's day!

🍀wif mornin to ya🍀

@elonmusk @grok can u plz make a beautiful video/image depicting the squishy toy craze of 2026

Please offer your prompts to help new users make beautiful images and videos

@notthreadguy x.com/i/status/20335…

LIVE NOW: How I Traded OIL.. USA vs IRAN is Escalating (how) - Crypto is FINALLY Moving!? (lol) twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

heard the folks behind the legendary $would pump are targeting $squishy next... 10,000x loading...

@bitfloorsghost @SmokeyHosoda @DedWhaleson @inversebrah I choose to be a caracature of a real life extremely rich person in that case

@SmokeyHosoda @DedWhaleson @inversebrah on the internet, you can be anything

only real ones know

@SolJakey Squishtastic behavior

Be retarded Try everything Dont think, just do it Logic is a burden, you dont need to second guess A retard does whatever the fck he wants Retardmaxxing

@BillyM2k gotta get ur squish on

i think the most important part of being a leader in america is to be really good at gaslighting

@SolJakey I'm squishmaxxing

Are you retardmaxxing?

@notthreadguy then u sir, must be getting squishy wif it

i’m not short oil i’m long the united states of america

@poe_real69 gm, time to get $squishy

Gm

@level941 getting squishy wif it

MEMES ARE NOW DEFLATIONARY

@Tradermayne squishy stuff

What’s everyone doing this weekend?

@dsonoiki @blknoiz06 was a little worried with that first dribble

you know @blknoiz06 got the 🐇🐇🐇🏀🏀🏀

All my gen z quants are saying $Squishy is viral AF and millions are programmed despite the tragic state of the trenches $67 potential they say Currently ~ 40k MC, 1000x loading??? 2GDKok8kwNcfLWrtZ6AMeiecqt5WapzJhcLXaL4Qpump

@SolJakey making ends meet

Quit your job Be retarded Just post stuff Giving away $100 to 1 person who likes this post.

@blknoiz06 checkmate

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