Loren reid

That moment when you fall in love with a “nail artist” on YouTube and have never once had your nails done. @nailogical I think you’re my spirit animal and best friend. #ihavenorealfriends

I bought and am currently eating Chicken chips. I always wondered who it was that willingly bought and ate chicken chips. The answer is me.

@KristenAsAMom just casually scrolling through Reddit and you pop up! reddit.com/r/Unexpected/c…

@KristenAsAMom ??

Today's vlog just got really interesting..

@carrietommyshow what about “let’s get one legless!”

My life of procrastination and #myfavoritemurder just collided again. @KarenKilgariff this popped up on a list of “24 things that turned out to be funny one way or another” #itsfunnyinallways #mfm #ssdgm

@KarenKilgariff Hip hip fucking hooray

Every time I get an automated message from a company, I reply with hopes that a real person will respond to me. Youfoodz and I have been having a one sided conversation for months now.

@KarenKilgariff I do this all the time. If by “travelled” you mean “stayed inside” and by “forgot” you mean “ignored”

@gracehelbig ‘What’

Guess what

Just when you fall out of a YouTube crush someone new pulls you back in. @safiyajn can we be real life friends please.

@KristenAsAMom Watching my son at his ballet class, they are definitely athletes. His teacher is phenomenal! Her strength and stamina is insane.

Are ballet dancers athletes or artists? After the first act of the #tulsaballet I think both apply!

When your mum life and #murderino life collide. @GHardstark @MyFavMurder

Today I was teaching my son how to do the washing. It’s his job today. Most important rule? Clean out the lint trap. #myfavoritemurder #ssdgm

This popped up on my timeline today! @KristenAsAMom

Everyone is watching the #WinterOlympics, meanwhile I just found a show called Baby Ballroom. #StartYourImpossible

You know when you find someone’s insta, go through it and decide you could definitely be that person’s best friend? Yep. @MelindaButtle

@KristenAsAMom That’s nothing! I got one a few weeks ago that had managed to pinpoint my location. “Hi Loren, it’s blah blah, so you still live in [my town]?” It tricked me for a second!

Watching @Ladyjmo on #HughesyWeHaveAProblem makes me want to talk to her about my problems and listen to her advice. I feel like she would just tell it straight. Then we’d have a drink and laugh.

Just woke up from a dream in which @harleybreen Was my doctor. Not sure if best dream ever or nightmare. He didn’t have his facial hair, so ima go with nightmare.