Tyler (ceo of having a new job)

I did stand up for the first time since the pandemic, and I'm pretty proud of it. I hope you guys like it, and sorry for the occasional feedback, the sound setup was so scuffed

@whatsuparya @Scoops_McGee980 x.com/BasedGuy467/st…

@Scoops_McGee980 never heard of BBB before today but from what ive seen i wholeheartedly agree, but the internet is stupid

mango discourse is so tired bro. he did some terrible shit that was obviously largely influenced by his drinking problem, he deserved that ban and all the repercussions afterwards. but bad people CAN change and CAN do better. everybody wants to be the angry guy with hatred-

@jpatel02 @Earclacks Omg... History's greatest loser... How could I not have seen it

@Earclacks Crossbow...

Crossbow 🎯 VS ⛓️ Flail

@bhaarru @dogspawnn Wow that's so awesome. Can I get your autograph?

@dogspawnn Nope. Just never used an ereader for this exact reason.

?!!????!!! ?!? my kindle is perfectly fine?! hello?!!?!! fuck you?!!!???

@UndeadUnrest @WhatleyLeague @RiotPhroxzon Then they shouldn't have reworked him to turn him from a supp to a toplaner???

@WhatleyLeague @RiotPhroxzon Your champ isn’t a toplaner. It’s like Taric toplaners complaining that he’s weak, like yeah that’s kind of the point

Patch 26.8 Update 1. We have pulled Viego from the patch after reviewing some of the data issues from yesterday that led us to want to buff him in the first place. There's a bit of weirdness that happens with his data, due to some of the form swapping that goes on and how that makes its way into the data pipelines for both internal and external data that were investigating and resolving 2. The Ambessa changes that were originally planned for this patch have been punted to 26.9. We still intend to change her on that patch

But it's okay cause I start a new job next week, like in back to the future when marty encourages his dad to cuckold himself kinda thus saving his life

15 minutes until my 26th birthday and I can feel my insurance fading away like marty in back to the future when he almost kills himself by taking his mom to the prom

@soyciologist @Variety Omg I forgot about Mulaney

@Variety used to be a real country

"Friends" star Lisa Kudrow says new sitcoms are “too afraid” to make jokes that make audiences “uncomfortable”: "But I’m not drawn to new sitcoms that are multi-camera in front of an audience because I’m not buying it. I don’t know if that’s just because I’ve seen too many single-camera sitcoms—I think we need to get back to being able to tell jokes. I feel like we’ve been too afraid to make jokes that might make people uncomfortable.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…

@4ngelicD3vil @gameralphabeta @LeafyGames Talking shit without trying it, the twitter special baby

@gameralphabeta @LeafyGames It's a good idea... But... It's just a slow chasing game? It would be better if it had some story behind it. Something like "squirrel stapler" or "iron lung" you know?

A giant centipede chases you while you while you climb down a huge hole in indie climbing horror game, Idols of Ash! Out now and FREE for a limited time, on Itch: leafygames.itch.io/idols-of-ash Full Gameplay Video: youtube.com/watch?v=hRJt3H… by indie dev @LeafyGames

@decalcomanieer @Argggenough3 @LuvlyAlpacino "Lmao no, I don't have bad reading comprehension, I just read something and misunderstood it"

He really went: my ass did NOT say that

Everyone at the function hated my Han Solo

@DumbsYT Heimer toplane is disgusting hats off to that brave soldier for not giving up

He was playing against Heimer, died once, soaked pressure from the jungle and only lost by 30 cs We just super won the game in 25 minutes lol

Would you believe when I say that my top laner actually smurfed this game LMAO

I am employed hooray :) 🎉

FUCK SEARCHING FOR JOBS FUCK INDEED FUCK JOB POSTINGS THAT MAKE YOU RETYPE YOUR WHOLE RESUME FOR NO REASON FUCK BEING PRIVATE ON TWITTER BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK COVER LETTERS!!!!!!!

Quote tweeting this so I can say I told you so when Riot shuts this down and lays everyone working on it off

That's so awesome! Can he film himself drawing a clock?

@jujuteux_reload @Knightly_Hist They're called Seffle particles and they get ignited by lasers specifically, not sparks. It's sci fi bullshit but it literally does discriminate. Why are you getting mad if you haven't read the books/watched the show?

By far my favoruite example is in Legend of the Galactic Heroes. The use of spreadable particles that ignite when a gun is fired in their vacinity, forces boarding crews to equip themselves in armor and wield axes. It also helps that it's very well choreographed.

@ROZE_ENEMY @kure_ika He is the only merchant with a ring on! Which makes me think he's the original shopkeeper from slay the spire 1

@kure_ika 仮面が逆さで身長が伸びてるので多分別人何ですよね、商品も偽物(?)ですし 彼の背景が分かる年代記とかも実装されるかも知れませんね👍️

#slaythespire2 商人と偽商人、比べると結構違う でかい

@CuckMyBiscuits @Peanut_SSBU You're braindead moronic

@Peanut_SSBU He’s based for this tho

dudes life depended on those extra three frames of input delay

@MakkroLoL So fucking true

Slay The Spire.

@Mike_LULW7 @hyttenhoof @_LarryJ_ You didn't answer the question

@hyttenhoof @_LarryJ_ he was trolling

this video never gets old