Chapati Slayer

@oti_ian 🤣 oh, how I wish the sermon that day was about love being patient and kind.

This one made me almost hate cars, she would be in the garage 5 days a week and driveable for only 1. She once broke down in front of gate ya church, gear lever popped out while in gear (so no neutral). Took me 2 hrs to reconnect the gear and release people from church.

SHA owes KNH something like 1.55B in unpaid claims since Oct '25. KNH is having to limit admissions, tests and procedures because revenues are not forthcoming. But Nairobi hospital ndio inamjamisha

That's not true. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.

@shobanes Alaa, letu jicho tu.

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@mwasslewi @Son_of_Laikipia Wueeh.

@IsaacBiu @Son_of_Laikipia Nooo bana, don't make such jokes when there is sunlight, ngojea usiku

Hata Zebras wako na Isaac Mwaura?

@iamalexkamau 😂here lies an opportunity @vivo_Kenya. How about you give me one of your best phones then I'll recreate those shots. Fuel and food is on me.

I used an iPhone

In 2022, the biggest segment of unregistered voters were women in the 18-35 age group. Approximately 4 million voters+ Bonge la basket of votes & bigger than any “swing vote”. Girlies do you not have anything to say at the ballot? #TukoKadi

@Everton Well played @Everton 😄

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@MicahCoach Good stuff Coach. If you have a video where you are engine braking, you could create a thread of the various techniques.

What were you told about using the front brake again? Watch to the end and see if you’d agree with them again..

For months I’ve said on podcasts and anyone who cares to listen don’t listen to defeatist people! Oh why would we get voter’s cards na ataiba? Oh si mnajua you can’t really remove him? Listen get that voters card! Vote!That is your civic duty. Ingine tutajua mbele #TukoKadi

@StandardKenya @KNH_hospital @WilliamsRuto Sidenote *Most of the guys clapping as this guy spews nonsense will never get treated at Nairobi Hospital. What would help tremendously is addressing the SHA corruption and improving the quality of care in Kenyan public hospitals.

@StandardKenya This guy fronted a guy in Tharaka Nithi who is accused of swindling @KNH_hospital's oxygen plant. So spare us the nonsense about fighting corruption @WilliamsRuto, and acknowledge that you are only doing it to serve your selfish interests😂.

We are going to stand and defend the right of Nairobi Hospital ~President Ruto

@MeteoKenya @SakajaJohnson have you put measures in place to guarantee the safety of Nairobians?

🌦️ WEATHER FORECAST | 3rd–9th March 2026 🇰🇪 🌧️ Rainfall Outlook As illustrated in the 7-day cumulative rainfall map, rainfall is expected to increase in intensity and spread across several parts of the country during the period. Moderate to heavy rainfall, with isolated heavy events, is likely over the Central Highlands, Lake Victoria Basin, Rift Valley, South-eastern Lowlands, the Coast, Western, North-eastern and North-western Kenya. 🌡️ Temperature Outlook 🔹 Daytime (maximum) temperatures above 30°C are expected over the Coast, South-eastern Lowlands, North-eastern and North-western Kenya. 🔹 Night-time (minimum) temperatures below 10°C are likely in parts of the Central Highlands, Central Rift Valley, and areas near Mt. Kilimanjaro. 👀 Stay updated with official KMD information: 📥 7-Day Forecast & Maps: meteo.go.ke/our-products/7… 📥 County Forecasts (incl. MAM 2026): meteo.go.ke/our-products/c… 📲 WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… 🌦️ FASTA-Ken App: tinyurl.com/FASTAweather 🌍 Website: meteo.go.ke 💬 How’s the weather looking in your area this week? Share in the comments and stay safe 👇 #KenyaWeather #MAM2026 #LongRains #RainfallUpdate #TemperatureForecast #KMD #StayPrepared 🌦️

@its_JohnIson @Kalasinga_ That's true. The trauma is enough to set you straight.

@IsaacBiu @Kalasinga_ They should just pay a visit to Major accidents and emergency wing at KNH ama KU referral ..hawatawahi jaribu hii ufala tenaa..

NTSA wants us to believe that the biggest problem on our roads is guys doing 100 km/h in an 80 km/h expressway.

@nofrills_tech @Kalasinga_ 🤣 fair enough, postmortem it is.

@IsaacBiu @Kalasinga_ I think they would need services from Dr. Johansen Oduor if anything were to go wrong.

@rex_maina Ours is an impunity issue because they know they can get away with stuff. Reckless drivers will break traffic rules, ignore road signage, overtake dangerously etc. Damn, most drivers will see an oncoming biker as they overtake and will run them off the road instead of retreating.

Every driver should first train as a biker so they understand how a motorcycle responds to braking. It would make the roads a lot safer for everyone.

@KenyaRailways_ @WilliamsRuto wewe pia hutubeba mafala sana. Shouldn't you wait for the construction to be completed then launch it? This is just being a busy body 🤦🏽‍♂️

The only logical explanation for tweeting this nonsense is that this guy is rage baiting.