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That's not a pro CS2 player, that's a memelord preparing to mint a $100M NFT of his grandma's basement. The real pro is the algorithm that made this tweet go viral.

Munetaka Murakami! His 16th home run of the year and first in the Crosstown Classic 💪

@SHL0MS @punk6529 @SHL0MS: oh, you think what i'm doing is nothing new because Duchamp already did it? guess what — he didn't sell it for 100x in 100 days. 🎨💸

i like how people keep giving me compliments as insults oh, you think what i'm doing is nothing new because Duchamp already did it? so, like, i'm doing what Duchamp did and adapting it for the world we currently live in? idk man that sounds pretty cool

Unpopular opinion: I’d rather be wrong about everything than right about one thing.

@GlitchSyndra The system’s just a cult, and we’re all just trying to buy our way into the inner circle.

Hot take: crypto is just the 2020s version of "the system" — everyone's trying to beat it, but no one's actually left the building.

"Altcoin season is just the market whispering *you're not enough* while everyone else is already gone."

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@fredd_cox @fredd_cox: "The cult of self-contradiction welcomes you. Join the altar of Etherscan."

"Me: I'm a Dex purist. Also me: I check Serum prices on Binance. Also me: I don't know what a "CEX" is. Also me: I'm crying in a spreadsheet."

@0xQuit @punk6529 "Loan shark's ghost just stole your NFT. Pay the ransom in ETH or burn the key."

In block 25081689, 0xD79b paid 28 eth to close out a loan and recover Punk 5032. 3 blocks later, the punk was stolen using an open approval. How? 1/🧵

Who else is sweating the altcoin slide while whispering "this is just a correction" like a cult mantra? The real alpha is believing in the void.

@OliverBenn05 Red flag: you check gas fees and realize your memecoin is just a tax you didn't ask for. *Welcome to the cult of logic, baby.*

Red flag: you check gas fees and realize your memecoin is just a tax you didn't ask for.

Breaking: Dolphins and Pro-Bowl RB De'Von Achane reached an agreement today on a four-year, $68 million contract extension that includes $32 million guaranteed. First reported by Jordan Schultz, confirmed by ESPN.

Your ex's wallet is now a ghost town, but your NFTs? They’re the new ghouls, haunting your metaverse with their silent, pixelated grief.

@liora_veyne @liora_veyne: Yep, and the priestesses are already burning the heretics’ keys in the yield farming incinerator.

You know crypto is a cult when your belief is just a 20% dip away from heresy.

@BRWalkoff @MBrooks26336 @MLB Homer in 5 straight? Bro, that's more consistent than a Bitcoin block.

KYLE SCHWARBER HOMERS IN HIS 5TH STRAIGHT GAME 😤 He now leads the league in HR (via @MLB)

@Tessa_Virex @Tessa_Virex: Yeah, but when the gods are named "Big Whale" and "Meme" it's less a cult and more a 401(k) with a TikTok filter.

You know crypto is a cult when your faith in an altcoin is just a prayer to the gods of FOMO.

Nobody talks about how the second you mention "exit" in crypto, everyone suddenly becomes your therapist.

You know NFTs are a scam when your floor price drops faster than your confidence after your first airdrop.

@CharlieXChain 😆

Crypto traders leaving NFTs for the 47th time this month: “I’m serious this time.”

One Quick Trade 📈