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@IsaiahNorris

Braves, UGA, and Falcons. I am a Chemist by trade so I am periodically hilarious. If you thought my last tweet was bad wait until you see the next one.

Katılım Kasım 2011
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Isaiah@IsaiahNorris·
So we had a pet iguana growing up. It was my brothers and he loved that thing. Would feed it lettuce and all sorts of things and let it crawl around the house. But then he told my parents that he thought it seemed lonely and we needed to get another one so it would have a friend
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dren⚾️@dren_braves·
@IsaiahNorris @Wille_3225 yes thank you, i articulated this in a prior tweet and it NEEDS to be mentioned because they TOLD us this would be the cast lmao
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@dren_braves @Wille_3225 4. Won’t be released every year so we will have 20+ year olds pretending to be 15
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dren⚾️@dren_braves·
@Wille_3225 i think my issues are: 1. Snape (so now Moody, Padfoot, and Prongs are racists) 2. it already exists, and it's great (counterpoint: the movies left so, SO much out) 3. i'm worried about them adding too much that wasn't in the books and retconning everything
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@Josh___Sperry Have we ever considered the fact that Byrce Elder is a Wizard and has bewitched our pitching staff to secure his spot
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@WaldrepSplitter I don’t know how to break it to you but we probably don’t have Baldwin if we had cal lol
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Isaiah@IsaiahNorris·
@dren_braves Dirty Dew sounds like if someone with a speech impediment was hurling a slur at you
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Isaiah@IsaiahNorris·
@dren_braves Live look into the Braves training room
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dren⚾️@dren_braves·
Spencer Strider isn't actually injured, rather the team wants him on a strict innings limit and they're also still tweaking his mechanics. they also don't want him pitching in cooler weather.
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Isaiah@IsaiahNorris·
@BeaneaterB Funny that you say that because it turns out we already do
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Ben Weaver@weaver_cards·
Austin Riley this spring: .389/.477/.861/1.338 5 HR 11 RBI The new Lettuce’d up Riley is the truth 👀
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Mark Bowman@mlbbowman·
Braves probables vs Royals Fri. Chris Sale (seventh Opening Day start) Sat. Reynaldo Lopez Sun. Spencer Strider
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