Henry Isenberg

@north0fnorth Twitter isn’t real life. Move wherever you want. Be friendly. Nobody cares

@Acyn i like how he calls himself sir even in his incoherent imaginary stories

Trump on cognitive test: They had a question like. Pick a number, sir — any number. Okay, 203. Multiply it by 9. Divide by… 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Multiply it one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir? And I got it right.

Your claim that the top 1% pays 40% of taxes and the bottom 50% only 3% is misleading: It captures just one tax – the federal income tax – and ignores all the rest: payroll taxes, state income taxes, sales taxes, excise duties, etc., many of which are regressive.

@ThatsBoSheep If any of the rich people had to live like the poor people they're making judgments about, they'd kill themselves in under a week lol

The twitter debate about food affordabilty seriously has me uncomfortable. Can't believe we're at a point where we're trying to convince people that a burger and fries from a fast food joint is a luxury and indulging in it sometimes is living above your means if you make under six figures. If you think its okay for someone who works 40 hours a week (or more) doing the jobs most people don't want, but commericial society can't function without...and then have the audacity to tell them they're irresponsible for getting a cup of coffee, or a take-out meal? We're not talking some five star restaurant and steak with all the trimmings. We're talking about a drive thru window. It's just the rich dehumanizing the poor and moving the goal posts... again, to make it not 'a cost' problem. A 'commerical' problem or 'greed' problem. But the problem of the average worker instead. Money tight? Yeah, maybe don't get Starbucks every single day, maybe don't eat out every day. But this invalidation and online shaming of people for things that USED to be considered accessible? "Them darn kids and their avocado toast!" ...God damn, please.

@browneyed_girl @atrupar doesnt he golf like every other weekend? but cant go to his sons wedding?

@atrupar If President Trump was seen enjoying a weekend of wedding festivities for his son, the same people who oppose him would be bitching about how he’s neglecting his duties to the country. It’s also not his son’s first marriage, or our business. Slow news day, huh?

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

@Jhoaga1 @russell_m @RobertMSterling they're totally braindead. it's pointless to even engage

@russell_m @RobertMSterling Both of you are fuckin morons. When did he say free groceries? How would someone here illegally get a rent controlled apartment?

@RobertMSterling My wife and I are taking a driving trip across America in a few weeks. I look forward to my free groceries when I get to New York. Seems crazy, I am going to have to pay for my own BBQ in Texas. 😂

@WallStreetApes weren't conservatives crying when biden passed the Infrastructure bill? but now we don't spend enough on infrastructure?

This is not a third world country or a Call of Duty zombies map This is Chambers Street subway station in New York City and yes, it’s open Trains stop here and New Yorkers travel through here every day America claims to be the richest country on earth but the money doesn’t go to infrastructure, our infrastructure is outdated and crumbling The money is laundered A country should invest heavily in its infrastructure for its citizens America does the opposite

@bigslimjim_12 @NaturalNeonRain @herosnvrdie69 yeah true. pointless lmao

@IsenbergHenry @NaturalNeonRain @herosnvrdie69 You’re arguing with a retard

One third of Amazon workers are on government assistance because you don’t pay them enough. We are fully subsidizing the labor for your trillion dollar company. You are a parasite.

@NaturalNeonRain @herosnvrdie69 Does Amazon eat food using food stamps or rely on Medicare coverage for doctors appointments ? Amazon isn’t a human being, it doesn’t suffer the way a person would

@IsenbergHenry @herosnvrdie69 "but pulling them would only harm the employees who need them." Wouldn't it also harm amazon?

@NaturalNeonRain @herosnvrdie69 It’s like you have no critical thinking skills. The concern is that Amazon pays its employees so little that they need to be on government benefits to survive. Amazon benefits from the subsidies, but pulling them would only harm the employees who need them.

@IsenbergHenry @herosnvrdie69 If the concern is that we are subsidising amazon, then shouldn't we get rid of the subsidies?

@NaturalNeonRain @herosnvrdie69 did you read the tweet? "...because you don't pay them enough"

@herosnvrdie69 I'm not sure what you're proposing...that the government should get rid of the assistance?

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

@DisMissiv711 @StockSavvyShay This never happens. Giving jeff bezos a tax cut only benefits jeff bezos. It never trickles down

@StockSavvyShay and neither should he! he should be paying it to his employees. why anyone would use the power of gov to make the rich pay the gov is beyond me.

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax. He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

@vyvyvvyvyvyv @Maccaraps @fahshohim What does this even mean lmao

@Maccaraps @IsenbergHenry @fahshohim he's one of them btw 😭

Shit struck a Caucasian nerve he started stuttering and everything he even had to take that hat off

@Maccaraps @fahshohim So you think the white people listening to kendrick lamar are only doing so out of white guilt? that doesn't even make any sense lol.

@IsenbergHenry @fahshohim How? I assure you there are people that the line applies to. I’ve met them lol

@Mollyploofkins There are endless things to critique about Trump. This isn’t one of them lol

Trump shouldn't be able to unilaterally do shit like this to our national monuments.

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

@RedbirdRiot 70% probability due to below average jump. Great catch though

An actual five star catch and nobody has talked about it.