Uhtred Ragnarson
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Uhtred Ragnarson
@Iskander861
“This isn’t your country, and you’re not wanted”
Katılım Şubat 2020
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For some moms, non-monogamy is a way to reclaim more than just their sex drive. The Cut’s Erica Schwiegershausen reports. thecut.com/article/non-mo…
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@TURBOPOSSUM @RolandGunnTN Woah, that’s a sensible take and those aren’t allowed on this site anymore
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@RolandGunnTN I’m not interested in denomination debates because outside of wackadoo doctrines at the tails, they never contain the only relevant information, which is “The people at church X are doing Y to serve the needy and fulfill the great commission”
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Coming soon in NY Mag: "Why I regret becoming a doll mother"
Freedom Enthusiast 🇺🇸@ThoughtCrimes80
Going to this length for dolls is some crazy work.😒
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@HomericFuturist “Sacrifice a chicken, apply this poultice to your forehead, and make sure to do the healing dance three times clockwise while facing the sun. Call me in the morning.”
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You- “Doctor, I think I have a sinus infection”
Doctor- “You are possessed by a Xhosa witch”
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Ann Coulter@AnnCoulter
You not only CAN'T keep your doctor under Obamacare, but now politicians want you to see a substandard "doctor" from Swaziland.
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@mattbramanti I’ve lived in Maryland since I was 9 and literally no one I know has ever had BBQ muskrat
And I was raised among rednecks and married into a family that’s been here forever
But I guess that means I have to go barbecue a muskrat just for the hell of it
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ok there are a few things going on here
beer cheese soup, frito pie, scrapple, skyline - these are actual, common dishes
scorpion lollipops are a gas-station gag gift
jackalope summer sausage is just summer sausage
provel isn't really weird - it's just a mild unremarkable cheese
pickle pie, though, sheesh
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
The weirdest foods in each U.S. state
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Root causes, compassion and empathy. Haha, just kidding. Take the, like, 300 guys committing all the crimes everywhere and put them in jail forever. That's literally it. That's the fix.
Stilicho@Stilicho275977
@TristinHopper How would you go about "fixing" crime? Suggestions?
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@shortmagsmle @wayofftheres Oh, so now she’s a Minnesotan! How convenient!
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Sitting down for some deep introspective thinking about whether the Somalian lady in a hijab or the American infantry guy who likes to bench press is a better representation of America
TheBlaze@theblaze
Ilhan Omar on Pete Hegseth: "He's always been pretty pathetic. It pains me as a Minnesotan. He's an embarrassment on the national and international stage."
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@the_engi_nerd My aunt and uncle had theirs in Schweinfurt in Germany when she worked for DoD
Only vehicle of its kind on the roads and the Germans were always astounded by it
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Ours had an NES. Imagine riding cross country while playing your favorite game. Kinda sucked when a bad bump would make the game reset though
lusso@luusssso
It’s the late 20th century You’re on a road trip sitting high in the captain’s chair The carpeted interior is under your feet as your watch a VHS on the 8” TV mounted in front of you The window curtains are pulled shut creating the coziest of vibes Easily a top 5 American experience
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@Oilfield_Rando @WomanDefiner I like him because he buys a gun illegally and pays in gold
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@WomanDefiner The British colonialist guy in the movie is a good guy because he finally gets Robin Williams to stop acting like a little bitch lol
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Potlucks are a central tenet of Southern Baptist doctrine
vbspurs@vbspurs
You know how Americans have potluck dinners? Everyone brings a casserole or something? I've been meaning to tell you that I love that about you guys. So warm and friendly. Brits don't do this. It's considered bad manners to bring food to a person's home. We are so unalike.
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@krus_chiki I haven’t memorized the poem but I really should, it’s excellent
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I feel the same way about Maryland
I’m not leaving, this is home
krus🪖@krus_chiki
“I gotta move out of virginia” sorry i was born here and im gonna die here, we’ve got work to do
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There’s a metal concept album on James just waiting to be made
Moe Bible Verses ✝️@AnimeBibleVerse
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@Iskander861 😂😂😂 update my uspsa stats, I’m going pro after I win 20 consecutive coin flips in a row.
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Building this into the next match
Bonus points for volunteering to be the holster
Louis vil LeGun@LouisvilleGun
Who are you running this drill with? I don't think Jerry's arms are long enough to do it with me.
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@mikeofpol If he’s shooting a Sig P320, you win the match immediately
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@Iskander861 Wait, if I volunteer to holster but the guy brought a sig can I make him shoot my gun instead or do I get bonus bonus points for the hazard?
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@Stephen19718352 “It’s gonna get dirty again”
“Then we clean it again”
“But then it gets dirty again”
“Then we clean it again”
If something matters to you, you make a commitment to it
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The mindset of maintaining and caring for things is really only possible for about 50% of white and east asian people. Its completely foreign to almost everyone else on earth because almost everyone else on earth doesn't even contemplate their own existence.
The Hill is Home@theHillisHome
Presented with no real comment other than ok, we now have a clean Columbus memorial but you know pigeons gonna pigeon in no time flat and how much did this cost?
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The positive flip side
God created the entire universe and still saw fit to create me
That should pump you up, and if it doesn’t, get right
Gurwinder@G_S_Bhogal
A nice reminder that everything you're worried about is ultimately insignificant.
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